James May's terrible dinghy

Smith and Sniff

Jonny Smith and Richard Porter

Cars, 5th Gear, Leisure, Road Trips, Automotive, Comedy, Top Gear, Improv, The Grand Tour

4.9 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 13 December 2021

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

Richard tells the story of James May taking a trip to the pub in a rubbish inflatable boat.

Also in this episode, Jonny and Richard read out some listeners' messages featuring the life of a Bitter owner, news from Bulgaria, a loose goat in Yorkshire and an incredible story of a visit to the Lada factory.

Plus, Jonny's hatred of in-car traffic announcements, Travis Perkins vs the Territorial Army, and Bryan Ferry in a wet-look dinner suit.

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0:00.0	I'm Johnny Smith, I'm Richard Porter, and this is Smith & Sniff, a podcast in which two
0:05.6	mates talk about cars and also this week your letters.
0:13.2	What I forgot to tell you about the other podcast was I've got a deep dislike to T.P.
0:19.8	And I don't mean Travis Perkins, the building suppliers, although I have just been there.
0:26.2	Not for that, I've been there.
0:27.2	I've been there to get a load of emergency bodgery for my conservatory, which has got half a roof.
0:31.9	The other half got taken by the wind.
0:35.2	Did it?
0:36.4	Yeah, I'm looking down through it, right now as I speak.
0:40.6	It's okay, it's a shit conservatory, but it needs bodging.
0:44.0	Anyway, T.P.
0:46.4	You know in your radio or your entertainment gets interrupted by a traffic bulletin.
0:55.0	And apparently yes, I thought it's called T.P.
0:57.9	Traffic Program.
0:59.5	It's not called T.P.
1:00.6	I thought it was Traffic Report.
1:02.6	T.A. Traffic Announcement.
1:04.6	Or Territorial Army.
1:06.0	As definitely on some stereo.
1:07.6	Or Territorial Army, yeah.
1:08.8	Well, how when it's Travis Perkins, there is the Territorial Army.
1:12.4	Oh, he's going to win.
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