Shag Life
Have Kids, They Said…
SiriusXM
4.9 • 951 Ratings
🗓️ 19 August 2025
⏱️ 53 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | All right, pal, it's time again. |
| 0:04.0 | Yep. |
| 0:04.9 | Sowed it up. |
| 0:38.6 | I do love how Sode has caught on. Everyone's like, I wasn't finished with the Sode, but I mean, it's a great, like, it's a great shortcut. I love it. Your inability to just add one syllable. Well, do you know that? Actually, no, it's three episode. You're right. Episode. So like Matt gets mad whenever I like, instead of a Q-tip, a tip, not a tampon, but a pawn. I just like, it just feels good to shorten things. Well, we're going to have a lot of goss, not gossip, goss on today's show. So much goss. Oh, hey, just don't listen around your kids. Another fun episode of Have Kids, so buckle up Buttercups. |
| 0:39.6 | Get your kids out of the room. |
| 0:43.4 | What's your name? |
| 0:45.1 | What am I? |
| 0:46.1 | Daddy. |
| 0:48.8 | Daddy! Daddy! |
| 0:50.5 | Ah! |
| 0:53.8 | Jeez on the fucking bitching. |
| 1:00.4 | What up, bruh. |
| 1:05.7 | You okay if I drink during today's episode? |
| 1:08.0 | I mean, I'm always drinking during our episode. |
| 1:09.6 | No, I'm just joking. |
| 1:10.1 | I'm not always drinking. |
| 1:11.1 | But if we happen to do it at night, I might. What is that? But is that like a weed one? Oh, my God. Sarah got this somewhere. It's, is it really strong? No, it's not. It's only 10 milligrams, but it's a cannabis infused energy drink. so it smells like a red bull. Oh, it does. All right. Well, I thought it was going to. I feel like if those tastes like weed, I don't want, I don't want that. I usually get the Papp's blue ribbon ones, which just tastes like a seltzer. Right. I'll let you know how this one is. Okay. Let me know. Let me know. You know, it was funny. |
| 1:44.7 | We were looking through old things. |
| 1:46.0 | You know, obviously, like, when we work with, like, a brand or, like, you do something to promote something. I did something forever ago for, like, the American Heart Association. This was, like, in the pandemic. And we were talking about how awkward Matt gets |
| 1:42.5 | when he has to do like a video with me for something |
| 1:45.0 | for social media. |
| 1:46.3 | And I remembered like where our friends were over |
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