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Have Kids, They Said…

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Sxm, Kids & Family, After Mash, Morning Mash Up, Parenting, Volume

4.9 • 951 Ratings

🗓️ 21 August 2025

⏱️ 43 minutes

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Summary

On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich goes fully unhinged with his thoughts and, honestly, we apologize in advance. But he also wants to know who’s your ultimate boomer baddie goal? They get into pickup basketball and how men and women are so different, the art of giving your partner the assist, and Keegan going full chaos mode when he’s with his boys. Ben’s already sick, and school is just four days in, and Rich is losing it trying to juggle all the kids’ activities. Plus, they share a fun new game you can play with your kids—or with drinks—but heads up… it may or may not have gotten Parker in trouble at camp. Don’t forget to rate, review, and send this to someone whose brain is already fried from back-to-school madness.

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0:00.0	All right. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. LFG. Let's, you know what, go. That's why this is, we're giving you this warning. Because we do say naughty things. We do say inappropriate things. Bad words. So you want to get the little kids, the little chitlins out of the room that you're in right now.
0:22.4	You have been warned.
0:26.4	What's your name?
0:27.5	Who am I?
0:29.4	Daddy.
0:30.0	Ah, ha.
0:31.4	Daddy.
0:32.5	Ah, ha.
0:33.5	Oh, he's on the fucking good shit. You know, we're just going to be
0:38.3	You know, we just started and you called me motherfucker four times.
0:52.3	I'm in the mood today. Mollifaka. Do you see the video I just said you? Yeah, I feel like I'm in the pool with all the men working on it. But I don't, they're not wearing cool hats like they did the other day. I know. Well, today we're putting in the Baja shelf. You see that? Oh, good old Baja. Love me, a Baja shelf.
1:44.8	Well, Sarah said put pressure on the call to book her holiday adventures. Oh, the Baja shelf. No. What's going on, yo? I have a lot of random stuff to get to today. I know on Thursday episodes we always do what we hate and top that and all that. I'm, I feel like I'm reaching for a top that, but I got plenty of random shit to talk to you about. So nothing that sort of works for our, um, our Thursday podcast. Just, you just want to ADD out. I just want to talk to you. Do you have something that, that you hate? Hate something. You guys, it's always something you hate. No, listen, I'm going to trust me. I have a few hates. I want to say, happy, I know by the time
1:50.7	this airs, it won't be the day anymore, but today's National Radio Day. Oh, happy having us.
1:57.4	As corny as that is, it's how we met, how we became friends, and it's how you live the life you live now.
2:04.2	Thank you. Radio.
2:05.9	Radio.
2:08.2	Love.
2:09.1	Radio.
2:10.4	Radio.
2:11.6	Radio.
2:12.4	Radio.
2:14.5	They always say it's the most intimate medium.
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