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Shady Or Not: She Wants To Spy On Her Ex’s New Girlfriend In Full Costume!

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The Bert Show

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 26 October 2022

⏱️ 10 minutes

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Would it be SHADY to spy on her ex and his new girlfriend while in full costume this weekend?! 💀 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

the virtue zero self control last night zero and I have myself. I'd call it a hangover,

0:09.7

but it's not alcohol related. It's sugar related. Here we have Halloween right around

0:15.9

the corner, right? So yesterday I had the assignment of just going over to publics and picking

0:21.7

up some Halloween candy for the show because we're doing a TikTok type deal. So I go and

0:26.8

I get the fun bags that have, you know, the little little bitty kick cats in there. The fun

0:31.3

size. Got your little little bitty rolloas in there. Got your little bit twigs in there.

0:36.3

A personal favorite. Heath don't sleep on a heath. I've been telling you for a decade.

0:41.6

Do not sleep on a heath, right? So in the truck on the way home and I'm like, you know,

0:46.8

I was going to break one of these things out and have a smitter. Just one. Just one.

0:50.4

And I'm so good about not taking sugar in real life and doing a lot of reading about

0:54.2

sugar and how bad it is for you. So I've been so good about it. I reach into that

0:58.2

bag and I get one snickers. And once I eat that snickers, I heard the rollo from the bag

1:03.9

going me too. I reach back into that bag. That's only a five minute drive from publics

1:09.1

to my house. So I'm like, all right. Well, I'm sensitive that way. I will eat you

1:14.4

rollo. So I had the rolloasers. I put that rollo in my mouth. Twix is like, what the

1:19.1

am I needs? Well, you're also doing research because you have to test taste all the candies

1:24.7

before you rank them. Right. We're going to taste different. Did you?

1:26.9

Yeah. You just you will you forget? You forgot. You got to get a reacquaint.

1:30.9

Okay. Yes.

1:31.7

Man, before I knew it, man, I mean, it's only a five minute drive. I was like a crack

1:37.6

at it, man. Reaching into that bad tearing those little things open with my mouth.

1:43.5

And just one after the other after the other. And I had a tough time sleeping last night.

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