Full Show PT 1: Tuesday, October 25

The Bert Show

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4.1 • 4.4K Ratings

🗓️ 25 October 2022

⏱️ 65 minutes

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0:00.0	Hey, if you want to listen to the full Bert Show every day on
0:04.0	Interrupted, we got no ads on that thing.
0:06.8	All you have to do is become a bonus BS subscriber.
0:10.2	That's bonus Bert Show.
0:11.2	Find out more at thebertshow.com slash bonus BS.
0:15.2	The Bert Show.
0:16.7	Her father is so overprotective.
0:20.9	She's 17 and wants to know what she can do about it.
0:26.5	My zoom's not working yet as Kristen there.
0:30.5	Hi, you're.
0:32.5	Hey, hey, up here.
0:34.5	Oh, wait a minute.
0:36.5	I woke up and I sat like this.
0:40.5	Damn, wow.
0:42.5	She smoked 500 packs of marbles overnight.
0:44.5	I'm going to have to wait a couple of seconds to see how I feel about this voice.
0:48.5	I'm not sure what happened overnight.
0:52.5	You are bringing this sexy.
0:54.5	Maybe we should do like a phone operator segment later.
0:58.5	It doesn't even sound like you.
1:00.5	Not even close.
1:02.5	Not even remotely close.
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