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Welcome back to the Bonfire. I'm Dan Soder. That's Big J. Ocarson. Joining us, a friend that we haven't had on the show in two damn long, because it's that damn Michael Che streaming now. Welcome to the show. Michael Che. Welcome back to the show.

Hi guys. I'm listening guys so much. Before the break, we were talking about the HBO documentary about opiates. I was on HBO Max too, but I was watching your show. But that's me. I'm a different kind of friend. Dan was checking that crime in the century.

I was worried about the opiate crisis that's ravaging. I personally didn't have a chance to catch the crime in the century.

What are you talking about? We have a whole season finale about the opioid-cap on crisis. On a very special Michael. Can you like HBO Max? Do you like the NFS and all that stuff?

HBO Max? Yeah. Jacob saying no. Jacob says no. Jacob hates it. Jacob will come right with it. The interface blows.

I'm just a little bit more careful. I'm just a little bit more careful. Jacob. I'm just a little bit more careful. Jacob. Jacob came with hard notes immediately.

You think I want to dress like Nick Margaxie for real? I was just trying to. My bad. Jacob thought you had a head injury like Charles and Charles and charge and your new personality.

How about that Michael Chay? I can't find it. I'd watch it if you could navigate the goddamn thing. Love to find out. He's your time-firing in the wire. Season three.

Which sweatshop they designed this goddamn thing in but throw it away. I find HBO Max to be a lovely platform.

I couldn't enjoy it more. It's honestly just a choice of so much wonderful program. Hey Jacob, can we talk to your recording?

As soon as he started asking. Oh, what's up with that? You know? As soon as Jacob started asking, Jacob was already going like been waiting for this moment.

I'm not even going to say I'm going to take Chay out of the equation and say, hey Jacob, you're going to catch me heat with HBO. What are you doing? What are you doing?

Oh, guy, you think I don't want to do another special again? Just over here. You're shitting on the room. Hey, Mike, you got the ear of the head over there because I got a couple of things I'd like to tell him.

Hey, also got some notes for Lauren. I'm going to send you back with him. Where's Dream on? Yeah. Why is Dream on that on there? There's no tits on HBO Max.

Tits on my mind HBO Max. Dream on.

Yeah, I think that was right and Chay and I were the same age. It was our wheelhouse of jerking off the soft core. It was like Dream on for me at least to me at that age.

It was my for my age, it would be watch those titties to get worked up and then go pound to a magazine. Yeah.

What's good? You get a good night of saying, you know, you have to like find them in the gutter. We would literally find magazines in the gutter. I think like people throw away their old porn collection. Yeah.

Yeah, that's the gutter. Yeah. No, I had to play a porn that smelled like creek, but I will, but also, but also my buddy, my buddy John, that was huge. He got a job when we were young.

He was like 17, so I was like two years ago. So I was like 15 and 15 years old. He had a job. He worked at a new stand and when they would get rid of the old porn magazines to get the new ones, they would just put him in a box.

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