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We have the whole crew here. We are reunited. Although we are down one Jacob because he's in the wrong zoom meeting.

He's in the wrong. There he is. Hey idiot.

Hey idiot. Welcome. Thanks for showing up Jacob. You all went on the wrong link. Well, I was on the other link first Jacob. Nobody was there. No, no, you're wrong. I was there first and I was told to come over here.

Yeah, Jacob.

I'm being honest. Chris. Jacob, is this not the link that you sent earlier? Yeah, for the free. We have one link that we always use. It's the recurring link for the nevermind.

We're good. The recurring link for the link that Dan should have. Dan's on. We're all on. We're all on rock.

Man, we need to get back to our studio. Internal dilemmas. We get back in studio. No, not black. Low black. Low's in a studio. He built one in himself. He's getting more fucking soundproofing every day. He's going to be a fourth of soundproof.

I think by the end of this, we're going to realize it wasn't a podcasting studio is a panic room. His wife's just been walling him in slowly. Yeah, she's like we he's protected. Yeah, just keep broadcasting. Go ahead.

Jacob, I'm sorry. We all I was on that other link too. I looked I always look at my newest email.

But we were told it was always the same link and before you just go, Christine, DJ Lou was here and talking all that shit too.

Yeah. Yeah, he fucked up.

Oh man. Jacob coming in hot. Jacob's coming away hot. He's giving us all shirt right now. Yeah, we're just getting checked up in for a second.

You can. Respectfully every. The road. First blood. They'll get what happened. Jacob did the NASCAR championship series this week that bumped off all good cartoons and nighttime programming. How cool is he hooked?

Okay, I'm sorry, I'm connecting now I'm behind connecting my mic. You're doing fine, dude. Good. You get to wound up over stuff like this. And I like looking at your tits. I love it. I love having a face full of Jacob.

I prefer you say you got prominent nips, but I think they're nice. They're very nice. And also I'm excited to get back in studio when those things are going to be rock hard because it's so cold. Oh, we're going to make a soap nippy nippy hard cold in there. Yeah, you're popping through that shirt. Yeah, I put.

Yeah, I'm just getting set up. You were friends. You came in pretty frazzled.

Got home last night DVR the game. All a big J move. Yeah, it's blazers. Put it on and. Man, I really knew I couldn't look at my phone. It was that kind of game. Sure.

Well, I was like, if I look at this phone right now, it's going to give away something. And it's you don't realize how connected to your phone. You are until it's like you watch a DVR basketball game. And you're like, I reached. Nope. Can't look for it.

Because I knew based on who was texting me, probably what would happen. Yeah, I stay away all together. I knew if I was getting texts from Blazers fans and friends with like Kelly and a couple of my friends. I knew it meant the Blazers won. But if I was getting text from my Denver friends, meant the nuggets one. You got

Blazer fan friends. Yeah, the guy who puts dollar bill on billions is from Portland. Oh, always from there. Recording in progress. Okay. We got it. Yeah, we thought that was already happening.

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