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The Two Pints Podcast!

A Massive Surprise for Will - Bonus Episode Part 1

The Two Pints Podcast!

Formidable

Comedy Interviews, Beer, Pints, Comedy, Ralf Little, Lager, Will Mellor, Funny, Tv & Film

4.91.6K Ratings

🗓️ 16 March 2026

⏱️ 14 minutes

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Summary

A very, very special Bonus Podcast this week which you won’t want to miss. Ralf has a massive surprise for Will….hopefully he won’t be too freaked out about it! Apologies for Ralf’s shonky microphone - it’s a long story - but it will all make sense when you listen or watch. Parts 2 and 3 coming later in the week.


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0:00.0

I've brought in a scientist to talk up, so we actually have a special guest.

0:03.5

So please welcome our scientists, bringing our special guest.

0:06.3

Are you serious?

0:10.2

Oh my God, I just saw my wife.

0:17.2

You have been crapping on to me for quite some time about surviving death, the TV show.

0:25.4

Oh, yes.

0:26.3

Yes.

0:27.1

Right.

0:27.9

And I watched a little bit of it.

0:30.4

I said some of it shank, but some of it's really good.

0:32.4

I had some thoughts about it.

0:34.0

But instead of having some thoughts about it, I actually thought, you know how sometimes I like to

0:38.3

surprise you with a scientist? Right. I actually have a sign. I've brought in a scientist to talk up,

0:43.3

so we actually have a special guest. So please welcome our scientists, bringing our special guest.

0:47.2

Are you serious? Oh my God, I just saw my wife. Oh, it's actually Will's wife, Michelle. Why are you here? She's come to be on our podcast as a special guest. What do you want? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Why are you here? I'm... Because we're going to get her a chair and we're going to play some games. What's going on? What are you here? Right. don't say anything. Let's get Michelle a chair. What's going on? Let's cut there, time out. You guys all right. I've absolutely been stitched up here, Roy. You have a little bit, yeah. So we're back, we've taken two minutes to get Michelle in, get us set up with microphone. What are you doing here?

1:28.2

I can't believe it. If you stitched me right up. It was all her idea. That's not strictly true. That's not strictly true. And I've got this slightly improvised mic setup here. Now, I promised Michelle on condition of her coming on that I wouldn't stitch her up. And it's a shame because I want to stitch you up, but I can't really...

1:46.2

You've already stitched me up.

1:47.2

I can't stitch her up. And it's a shame because I want to stitch you up, but I can't really do it.

1:46.2

You've already stitched me up.

1:47.2

I can't really do that without stitching you.

1:48.6

Why is it stitching you up?

1:48.9

Because you should be delighted to see. I don't trust him, that's right. She's a wonderful, beautiful woman, the love of your life. Look at him. I just don't like the glint in your eyes

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