Is Vampire Dragon Sperm Swimming Around In Your Testicles?

Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Society & Culture, Relationships, Personal Journals, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

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🗓️ 10 September 2024

⏱️ 56 minutes

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On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 02:03:02 Shower Sex / Candy Cunt 04:51:14 1-900 Sex Song 07:13:18 More Old Weird 1-900 Numbers: Boglins 10:11:03 Proof Elvis Is Alive Phone Line / Insult Line 15:57:01 We Got Dragon Babies Swimming In Our Sperm, Boys! 25:06:17 Woke Video Game Lists 34:01:06 Join The Sideshow! 35:29:17 Pervert Urologist Wipes […]

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0:00.0	Hey Freaks, it's Tuesday, September 10th, 2024, coming up on the program today, how balloon
0:05.5	air can make you lose control of your bowels. Plus, I don't know about you, but my testicles are
0:10.4	full of dragon vampire babies. And the urologist who makes you feel more comfortable
0:15.6	by whipping out his dick with you.
0:17.8	All this was your voice mails today! Now the water is rushing over us.
0:25.0	Way from head to toe, I lift my lips and leather up my body.
0:37.0	Just leave up my tits, your dickest heart, under a steady stream
0:46.0	I'm sucking on your balls I'm sucking on your balls I'm left to make your dick and taste your green
0:51.0	hot water feels good.
0:54.0	Sex in the shower.
0:57.0	Sex in the shower.
0:58.0	Sex in the shower.
1:01.0	Hot water on my kids. Hot water on my kids.
1:07.0	Hot water on my kids. Ooh. that's it.
1:13.0	up your car, drum in your love.
1:15.0	Sast in the shower.
1:18.0	Sastin the shower, in the water.
1:29.0	Hot water on the kit.
1:31.0	Hot water on the kit.
1:32.0	Hot water on your
1:34.8	dick
1:35.3	uh huh uh that's it
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