Severance, birthdays, and why "WE HAVE TO GO BACK!"

The Valleycast

Comedy

4.8 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 5 March 2025

⏱️ 72 minutes

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While Elliott parades nude through the streets of storm-stricken Sarasota and while Joe moans another Monday in Montana, Steve sticks to the sweet stuff: birthdays, Severance, and THE DHARMA INITIATIVE?! That's right, check out the new documentary about LOST here: http://gettinglostdoc.com ! Also Owen's there. Music/SFX: If you like our sounds, sign up for ONE FREE MONTH on us at Epidemic Sound! Over 30,000 songs: http://share.epidemicsound.com/n96pc Follow The Valleyfolk across the digital globe: http://twitter.com/TheValleyfolk http://instagram.com/TheValleyfolk http://facebook.com/TheValleyfolk Follow the group on their personal socials: Joe Bereta: http://twitter.com/JoeBereta http://instagram.com/joebereta Elliott Morgan: http://twitter.com/elliottcmorgan http://instagram.com/elliottmorgan Steve Zaragoza: http://twitter.com/stevezaragoza http://instagram.com/stevezaragoza Kevin Plachy: https://twitter.com/pakkap_ https://www.instagram.com/pakkap Owen

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0:00.0	Hey guys, welcome to the ValleyCast.
0:12.0	You might get cleared. It might not get ding.
0:18.0	We don't give a shit.
0:22.2	Don't feel like watching movies, so I'll watch people get them instead.
0:28.7	I don't know how it goes.
0:31.2	I think it starts with your show.
0:34.6	Guys, welcome the show.
0:36.8	So, you know, we, Joe and Elliot haven't been on the Valleycast in like a couple of episodes because Elliot's birthday was like last weekend or a couple weekends ago.
0:47.1	And then, and Joe's been dealing with family stuff.
0:50.2	And so I've just been holding down the fort over here.
0:52.8	Big, strong guy.
0:54.4	My back is hurting because I'm carrying this whole fucking channel on my back.
0:59.4	But anyway, they were like, I was like, you guys want to record on Sunday.
1:04.8	And then you hit me up, Ralph.
1:06.2	And you're like, hey, man, if you want to do like podcast, I'm around.
1:09.0	And I was like, oh, that's perfect.
1:11.7	Like I can just do a quick one with you and knock it out like whenever because Joe can only
1:16.9	really do it on Sundays. And man, Sunday at like 9 a.m. like to record a podcast is like, I just
1:24.5	want to sleep in. You know, I want to fuck around Saturday night. And like'll have people stay over and Sunday morning like, you know, we're, I'm right across from the guest room and I'm like screaming like, you know, come and piss and shit. And I, you know, I just want to like, I don't have to deal with that. And, uh, and so I was like, if I could do it with Ralph we could probably do it Monday morning or something and and then I could sleep in on the fucking weekend
1:48.7	So you kind of save my life a little bit this weekend
1:53.0	My birthday was a couple weeks ago and I'm here it was and you're one of those guys it doesn't tell people your birthday is coming up
1:59.6	Oh can I tell you something yeah I don't I don't do
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