Steve's Secret Ball of Ice Cream

The Valleycast

Comedy

4.8 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 13 March 2025

⏱️ 50 minutes

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As Elliott wows/disappoints Joe and Steve with his silly Ninja Creami, Steve baffles Joe and Elliott with his secret ball of ice cream. Did you have an ice cream ball? Why did no one tell us about this? Why did have Creami if ball do ice cream good too? Music/SFX: If you like our sounds, sign up for ONE FREE MONTH on us at Epidemic Sound! Over 30,000 songs: http://share.epidemicsound.com/n96pc Follow The Valleyfolk across the digital globe: http://twitter.com/TheValleyfolk http://instagram.com/TheValleyfolk http://facebook.com/TheValleyfolk Follow the group on their personal socials: Joe Bereta: http://twitter.com/JoeBereta http://instagram.com/joebereta Elliott Morgan: http://twitter.com/elliottcmorgan http://instagram.com/elliottmorgan Steve Zaragoza: http://twitter.com/stevezaragoza http://instagram.com/stevezaragoza Kevin Plachy: https://twitter.com/pakkap_ https://www.instagram.com/pakkap Ball not make ice cream but Crami not ice cream blend already frozen but can't toss Creami

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0:00.0	Whoa, look at that light beam that's trying to just stab Elliot in the face.
0:04.4	Yeah, there's always, like you always bring God with you to the show, Elliot.
0:08.7	Yeah.
0:09.9	I do always bring God with me.
0:13.4	Because I have them.
0:15.6	Right here.
0:17.4	Don't feel like watching movies, so I'll watch people get them instead.
0:24.2	I don't know how it goes.
0:26.6	I think it starts with your show.
0:30.4	My dad is currently doing dialysis.
0:34.8	And when you do dialysis, they take you from the place that you're at where more like
0:38.5	dad alicis they take him they put him in a car and then you go to the dialysis treatment center
0:47.7	and then when you're in the dialysis treatment center you lay in a bed for like four hours doing
0:51.3	dialysis and you're just stuck. Jesus.
1:00.3	So he's like near the tail end of this and some nurse comes in and she's like, hey Marty,
1:04.1	I'm going to be leaving and I've got about 15 minutes left.
1:08.6	And I'm just going to talk to you about have you accepted Jesus into your heart.
1:18.9	Oh my God. Oh, my God. Prisoner. Oh, my God. have you accepted Jesus into your heart oh my god prisoner oh my god look i get it like if you're a religious person and you work at a dialysis clinic and you're like you're probably thinking
1:23.9	these are people that like you know they're scared you know this is my chance
1:28.1	you know but what a shitty like you know what a sneaky so shitty it's so shitty and sneaky it's like
1:36.4	man we've learned the only way to sit with these people and really praise like you can't even do
1:42.3	like the like the look at your watch thing and be like I got to go my dad looked at his watch back
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