That Phone You're Holding is a SCAM! (LIVE JACKBOX EPISODE!)

The Valleycast

Comedy

4.8 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 26 February 2025

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

With Bereta and Morgan both out this week, Zaragoza regales you (assuming you've already been sufficiently galed) with a fed-up diatribe of first-world-problem proportions. That's right, we're talking about adult stuff on this episode, like how cell phones are inherently fraudulent, all while multitasking with some Jackbox. It's the kind of content only the best can pull off, which is why we're CONFIDENT it'll work next time! Music/SFX: If you like our sounds, sign up for ONE FREE MONTH on us at Epidemic Sound! Over 30,000 songs: http://share.epidemicsound.com/n96pc Follow The Valleyfolk across the digital globe: http://twitter.com/TheValleyfolk http://instagram.com/TheValleyfolk http://facebook.com/TheValleyfolk Follow the group on their personal socials: Joe Bereta: http://twitter.com/JoeBereta http://instagram.com/joebereta Elliott Morgan: http://twitter.com/elliottcmorgan http://instagram.com/elliottmorgan Steve Zaragoza: http://twitter.com/stevezaragoza http://instagram.com/stevezaragoza Kevin Plachy: https://twitter.com/pakkap_ https://www.instagram.com/pakkap AT&T... more like JERKBOX, am I right?

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0:00.0	Where the fuck is Peter Marquez? Where is Peter Marquez?
0:08.0	You know what? Let me call my dad.
0:12.0	Hey dad? Where the fuck is Peter Marquez?
0:17.0	Don't feel like watching movies so I'll watch people get slim and stuff.
0:23.6	I don't know how it goes. I think it starts with your show.
0:29.6	What's up everybody? Welcome to the Valley cast.
0:33.6	Uh, but we're live on Twitch.
0:36.6	We've done, we've done this.
0:39.2	You guys like these?
0:40.2	You guys like these?
0:44.8	Guys, uh, welcome to the Valley cast.
0:47.8	Um, it was Elliot's birthday this past weekend.
0:52.3	And, uh, this episode probably went up a little late too actually now that I think about it
0:56.5	we usually post on Thursdays
1:00.2	or Wednesdays but my goodness
1:02.7	it's been busy
1:04.1	today was a very busy day for me
1:06.9	and finally got me a new fucking phone
1:08.8	dude I've been using the iPhone
1:10.0	fucking 12 I mean using the iPhone. I mean using the iPhone 12.
1:14.6	I don't even know what number. I didn't even know what number
1:17.1	iPhone we were on.
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