Series 5, Episode 4 (Cellar)

Pappy's Flatshare

British Comedy Guide

Comedy

4.8 • 1K Ratings

🗓️ 29 January 2015

⏱️ 47 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

Romesh Ranganathan and Rob Beckett join Pappy's in the last episode of this short but hopefully perfectly formed series. Featuring... grumpiness, cheeriness, two Billies and windmilling. The brilliant but bonkers artwork comes from the mind of Jacob Sheep - follow them on Twitter @jacobsheep or visit them at http://technologygnomoly.blogspot.co.uk/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0	Bills, they don't always have to be bad.
0:03.5	Imagine bills with no hidden fees.
0:06.7	Bills with low prices on the latest phones,
0:10.2	bills that save you from that new foam fomo.
0:13.5	Or bills that could even save you a bit of cash.
0:17.5	Switch to Gifgaaf for the brand new Samsung Galaxy S-24 series
0:21.8	with photo assist, live translate and AI technology.
0:25.1	Giff-gaff are up to good. Terms apply see gift-gaff
0:28.8	slash terms. Tom Ben! One of you need to sort out that cellar!
0:37.0	Sort her out. What like killer? I can't do that. I love blind date too much.
0:42.0	No, not siller. The cellar, it's full of shit we'll never need.
0:46.0	Look, Matthew, we can't clean out the cellar.
0:48.0	Where else would we keep all the shit we'll never need?
0:51.0	All right, I'm going to open the cellar door
0:53.2	and one of you two...
0:54.0	No, no!
0:56.0	Oh, I get it.
0:57.1	You're scared, aren't you?
0:58.5	No?
0:59.5	We're not scared. I just think going into the cellar is degrading. Why? It's debasement.
1:08.0	Look, one of you buffoons is going to clear out that cellar. I'm not going to do it. It's too dark. I guess that's why they call it cellar black.
1:16.2	And I'm not going to do it. Last time I went into the cellar I got beaten up. It was a salt cellar.
	...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Previous episode | Next episode

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from British Comedy Guide, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of British Comedy Guide and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.