Series 5, Episode 3 (Music Festival)

Pappy's Flatshare

British Comedy Guide

Comedy

4.8 • 1K Ratings

🗓️ 22 January 2015

⏱️ 48 minutes

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Summary

Helen Zaltzman and Holly Burn join Pappy's at Green Man festival for a fun episode recorded in a massive comedy tent at 1am on a Sunday morning! Featuring... the letter P, the phrase 'pop it up my little bot bot', voodoo and at least one contestant who has no idea what is going on. The virtuoso artwork comes from the pens and brain of Tom Hyatt - check out more of his work, and - aptly given that this episode is music festival-based - his music at his website: http://tomhyatt.co.uk Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Bills, they don't always have to be bad.
0:03.0	Imagine bills with no hidden fees,
0:06.0	bills with low prices on the latest phones,
0:10.0	bills that save you from that new foam fomo.
0:13.4	Or bills that could even save you a bit of cash.
0:16.6	Switch to give gaff for the brand new Google Pixel 8 Pro
0:20.9	with features like Best Take and Magic Editor, all powered by Google AI.
0:25.8	Giffgaff are up to good.
0:27.6	Terms apply, see Giffgaff.
0:29.2	Com slash terms. Yes, we're in. The plan worked. Can't believe we managed to get ourselves into a music festival free of charge.
0:41.0	Guys, we got in through the front gates using the rather expensive tickets I bought for us.
0:45.4	You still owe me for them?
0:46.4	I can't believe you managed to get ourselves into a music festival free of charge.
0:51.2	Right, now to find the perfect pitch. Okay? Law!
0:55.0	No wait that's not what I meant. We need to set up the tent.
1:01.0	Buffalo, this isn't a camping trip.
1:03.0	It's a music festival, bro, I want to go find out where the horny teens are playing.
1:08.0	I've never heard of that band.
1:09.0	Band?
1:10.0	What do you mean, band?
1:11.0	Yeah, Matthew, it's a music festival. Look, I've smuggled in some acid.
1:15.4	Ben, that's sulfuric acid. Bottoms up.
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