Festive Special 2015

Pappy's Flatshare

British Comedy Guide

Comedy

4.8 • 1K Ratings

🗓️ 17 December 2015

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

Bridget Christie and Joel Dommett join Pappy's for a very merry festive special. Unwrap it and you will find many yuletide goodies within including a new 12 days of Christmas Quickfire Round! If you want to give us a Christmas present, then what we'd love is the gift of exposure. Help us spread the word about the show: tweet about it, enthuse on Facebook, comment on iTunes... or why make a loved one the offering of all the Flatslam in existence (just put the URL comedy.co.uk/pfs into a Christmas card - sure it'll look cheap, but they'll thank you for it eventually). Please do also 'like' our Facebook page, follow Pappy's and Producer Ben on Twitter @pappystweet @_ben_walker and visit Pappy's Tumblr. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Bills, they don't always have to be bad.
0:03.5	Imagine bills with no hidden fees.
0:06.7	Bills with low prices on the latest phones,
0:10.2	bills that save you from that new foam fomo.
0:13.5	Or bills that could even save you a bit of cash.
0:17.5	Switch to Gifgaaf for the brand new Samsung Galaxy S-24 series
0:21.8	with photo assist, live translate and AI technology.
0:25.1	Giff Giff Gaff are up to good. Terms apply see gift-gaff
0:28.8	slash terms. Tom, Ben, what have you done to the Christmas tree?
0:37.0	Well you asked us to dress the tree so tada, blouse, skirt, high heels.
0:42.0	I meant decorate it, this, high heels.
0:42.6	I meant decorate it, this just looks weird.
0:44.4	Weird.
0:45.3	We can't have a tree with women's clothing hanging off it.
0:47.6	Looks like a serial killer's house.
0:49.2	I actually think she looks incredible.
0:51.7	In fact, what are you doing later, baby?
0:54.0	Whoa, back off, I saw her first. Hey, gorgeous, maybe I'm barking up the wrong tree, but I'm really pining for you.
1:01.1	How about we leaf this place? I stick my dick in your branches.
1:06.3	Look, just decorate it.
1:07.8	Ronseel does a great Christmas tree decoration. It does exactly what it says on the tin soul.
1:12.4	Lovely stuff, but one of you can have to decorate... It does exactly what it says on the tin, soul.
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