Series 5, Episode 2 (Council Tax)

Pappy's Flatshare

British Comedy Guide

Comedy

4.8 • 1K Ratings

🗓️ 15 January 2015

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Adam Buxton and Ivo Graham are the guests in a very fun episode which contains perhaps the best pun ever. Also... Hesitation, Hair, Hula Hoops, Hagrid and Haystacks! The brilliant show art comes courtesy of Julia Scheele - check out more of her work at http://www.juliascheele.co.uk/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Bills, they don't always have to be bad.
0:03.0	Imagine bills with no hidden fees.
0:06.0	Bills with low prices on the latest phones,
0:10.0	bills that save you from that new foam fomo.
0:14.0	Or bills that could even save you a bit of cash.
0:18.0	Leave bad bills behind and switch to Giff Gaff for the latest phones at low monthly prices. Giff Gaff are up to good.
0:27.0	Terms apply see giftgaff.com slash terms. Tom, Ben. One of you needs to pay the council tax.
0:37.0	Listen, Matthew.
0:38.0	Sure we've mentioned this before, but shouldn't you do something around the house?
0:42.0	Yeah, every day seems to start with you telling us to clean up or
0:46.3	mend something or pay for something.
0:48.8	What's you sit around on your short-arse doing sweet FA?
0:51.8	Yeah, then you force us to have a flat-share slam down to decide who does it.
0:56.9	It's unfair.
0:57.9	Well not this time, mate.
0:59.7	This time we're going to rise up against the Tony and Matthew.
1:03.0	What are you doing with that old-style pocket watch on a chain?
1:05.0	Yeah, why are you swinging it back and forth?
1:08.0	Hang on.
1:09.0	Are you trying to hypnotize...
1:12.0	And sleep.
1:14.0	When you awake, you'll both give slightly flimsy reasons for not wanting to pay the council tax.
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