Series 5, Episode 1 (Neighbours)

Pappy's Flatshare

British Comedy Guide

Comedy

4.8 • 1K Ratings

🗓️ 8 January 2015

⏱️ 44 minutes

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Summary

Series 5, Episode 1 (Neighbours): Angela Barnes and Alex Brooker join Pappy's for the first episode of Series 5! All the old favourites are here... puns, ill thought-out games, overlong jingles, deep south legal arguments and a dodgy opening sketch. Also: Matthew channelling his inner soul singer, Ben getting an ASBO, Tom weirding out his real-life neighbours, Alex almost persuading someone to move to Reading and Angela finding filth in everyday words. It's good to be back! The fantastic show art comes courtesy of Matt Partridge. Check him out @MattSatOnTheCat or at his website: http://www.mattpartridgeanimation.com/ Please do help us spread the word about the new series: Facebook it, tweet it, comment on iTunes it. Muchas gracias! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Bills, they don't always have to be bad.
0:03.0	Imagine bills with no hidden fees.
0:06.0	Bills with low prices on the latest phones,
0:10.0	bills that save you from that new foam fomo.
0:14.0	Or bills that could even save you a bit of cash.
0:18.0	Leave bad bills behind and switch to Giff Gaff for the latest phones at low monthly prices. Giff Gaff are up to good.
0:27.6	Terms apply see gift Gaff dot com slash terms.
0:29.8	Matthew! Matthew, what are you doing peeking out the window?
0:37.0	Tugging on your little dick dick.
0:40.0	Well, some new neighbors have moved in next door.
0:43.7	Let's go and meet them.
0:44.7	Are they Australian?
0:45.9	No, Ben, not all neighbors are Australians.
0:48.2	They are on that TV show, home and away.
0:51.3	Let's get a bottle of wine and go over there. I've got a better idea. We get three
0:54.7	bottles of wine and stay right here. But I drank the wine at this morning's cocktail party.
0:59.8	We could give a bottle of sillit bang? No we can't.
1:02.8	It was a really good party.
1:04.7	We need to give them something.
1:05.8	Let's just get another bottle of wine.
1:07.4	Where from?
1:08.4	We could borrow it from the neighbors.
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