Series 3, Episode 5

As It Occurs To Me

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Christian, To, Occurs, As, Dan, Herring, Richard, Reilly, Kennedy, Me, Tetsell, It, Aiotm, Emma, Comedy

4.6 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 13 June 2011

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Summary

It's the penultimate AIOTM (aiotm) ever and Rich smells like a baker. He has had last week's moral maze punishment hanging over his head (see video extra below - but beware once you've seen it you can't un-see it). Emma is back to her scatological best, Dan has been captured by an artist (pictured) and Christian is worried about the effects of nuclear catastrophes. What will Rich do at Lily Allen's wedding? Who is up to star in Attitudeless Badger? What would the 11 year-old Rich think about 43 old Rich getting an email from Francoise Pascal? How can the moral maze top last week's punishment? Only one way to find out!

Transcript

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0:00.0	As it curse to me, as it is to me, as it curse to me, as it occurs to me.
0:09.0	And please welcome the man it's all occurred to Richard Herring.
0:13.3	Yeah, I think.
0:17.3	I thought the seat felt.
0:20.3	You were a bit tight.
0:21.3	That's what I thought. That's what I thought about the seatbelt, bit tight, I thought.
0:27.0	Only later I understood what happened.
0:29.0	It was the B.S. M. driving school, not the BSM as I'd imagine. That's why the seat belts were a bit tight.
0:35.6	Hello and welcome to the penultimate episode of as it occurs to me or as all the Germans
0:41.1	who stick bean sprites up there are so calling it.
0:43.7	Ai Ottomah!
0:45.7	Aeo bean sprouts.
0:48.7	Some are fine, some are going to kill you.
0:50.8	That's German roulette for you. That's the
0:53.6	whatever doesn't kill me makes me stronger. That's what Germans think. That's the
0:57.2	kind of philosophy that leads you to putting bean sprouts up your
0:59.6	ass. Won't kill me. So it'll make me stronger. Except it didn't make you stronger, didn't it?
1:04.0	It killed you, you perverted German idiot, sir.
1:07.0	I ate some bean sprants on Saturday.
1:09.0	With my mouth in a half-hearted attempt to commit suicide, I thought,
1:14.0	this will get me out having to write the last two
1:17.0	as it occurs to me,
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