Series 3, Episode 6

As It Occurs To Me

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Christian, To, Occurs, As, Dan, Herring, Richard, Reilly, Kennedy, Me, Tetsell, It, Aiotm, Emma, Comedy

4.6 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 20 June 2011

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Summary

It's the end my friends. It really is. Really, really. But don't cry, just say goodbye, it could be worse. Rich has stories of CJ from Eggheads and Al Qaeda and is unjustly critical of a charity trying to de-worm orphans in Haiti, Emma has the best poo stories to make you sick, Dan is dressed as Adam Ant and Christian is looking forward to next week's show. Will Pippa Middleton's Disembodied Anus survive? Will King Herod make an appearance? Will Andrew Collins say 'aside' or make an appearance in real life? Will Rich have to take the cumpkin-based punishment prescribed by last week's Moral Maze or does he have some kind of revenge planned for the dark and mysterious forces that make the ethical decisions? I don't know, why don't you just listen to the podcast? All I can tell you is that tears or some kind of bodily fluid will be spilled before the show is over. As much as we travel in time, can we truly change our fates? It's properly the end folks. Thanks so much for your support or your 1 star iTunes reviews. It's been fun. Apart from the pain and mental illness.

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0:00.0	As it occurs to me, as it occurs to me, as it occurs to me, as it occurs to me.
0:10.0	And please welcome the man, it's all the go to Richard Herring.
0:14.0	Oh yeah!
0:19.0	Now they turn up, now they fucking come at the end.
0:23.0	And it's too late.
0:25.0	Too late.
0:26.0	Too late.
0:28.0	That's it's too late. That's your...
0:31.0	You're just making it longer.
0:34.0	You regret that.
0:40.0	I tell you it.
0:44.0	Save some.
0:50.0	Save it.
0:51.0	You might need it.
0:52.0	You might need it later. Un. You might need it later.
0:53.0	Unlikely you might need some it later.
0:55.0	You're going to regret that 11.
0:57.0	You're going to regret it at 1130 tonight.
1:00.0	You're going, why did we make that like that?
1:01.0	How did we make any last? You really need to save some. This is a very long script.
1:05.2	Welcome to the de noumois of the show that all the futuristic more cocks and less vaginas,
1:11.6	they've got two less vaginas than a regular female maulock.
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