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Flats and Shanks

Series 3 - Episode 35

Flats and Shanks

Flats & Shanks

Sports

4.82.2K Ratings

🗓️ 12 May 2019

⏱️ 30 minutes

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Summary

In this episode Flats talks us through his weekend mileage and Shanks has a little Saturday night tactical chunder, plus the mighty Saracens

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0:00.0

I'm David Lancelot Flatman. Tommy, how are you? I'm good. I'm a Comrade. Comrade.

0:19.6

We're watching Chernobyl. Oh yeah, I haven't started that yet. I haven't got Sky at the moment.

0:25.7

I haven't got Sky, but I've got Sky go app on my iPad mini, but it feels I can I watch that stuff on my laptop because I can't get Sky go app on my laptop.

0:34.2

I'm useless mate at that. Yeah, there is. It's all there mate. It's all there. You can do it. No problem at all.

0:38.4

I've got my laptop as well. Yeah, mate. You can do loads of stuff on your laptop these days mate. XL. Powerpoint.

0:46.2

If people only knew every time every time I've got to use my laptop I have to restart it. I don't know why I'd cloud pass word. I can't get into anything.

0:53.6

I can't even access my photographs. If people only knew not to wear Ukrainian underwear because Chernobyl drop off.

1:01.8

I thought you might stick one of those in. Excuse the pun last week, but you never. Yeah, I forgot you. That's why it's really good though. Really enjoyed it.

1:10.7

First episode. Oh wow. Really? Yeah. You don't really want to work a nuclear power plant after that.

1:21.2

Well, you don't anyway. I watched that because I was intending to you. You were like it Dave. I know you. I like to think I know you pretty well by now.

1:29.0

I know what you like. What you dislike. Yeah. What you need. Yeah, you need.

1:35.6

So turns you know, anyway, that's really good. So fire into it. Everyone. I need a new series now. I really do.

1:45.5

Is it better than das boot? Did you watch all that? No, I'm going to be started. Oh, that's good as well. Yeah. I need something new in my life.

1:56.0

I tell you why I did. I feel like I'm running out. Yeah. I tell you why I did have new in my life this weekend. White me.

2:04.2

White me in the forest of Dean. Now I thought I was going somewhere in mom myth. That's what all I was told.

2:10.4

I was I didn't book it. But it was actually Wayne Barnes territory. Really good mate. Be like center parks.

2:17.4

I had little chalet with jacuzzi out back on Miranda.

2:22.0

I also want me to place not a drink. Yeah. You can drink me there if you want. I mean, my need of choice was vodka.

2:31.9

And I want to say diet lemonade, but I think it was just lemonade.

2:39.4

But to now hang over. So I want to beat the system. That's right. It's good.

2:46.6

Stay in Charlottes. I went for a couple of nights. Load of other guys went with us.

2:50.6

Loads of kids. And when you take other kids with you away, you don't have to play with them. Do you?

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