Series 3 - Episode 36
Flats and Shanks
Flats & Shanks
4.8 • 2.2K Ratings
🗓️ 19 May 2019
⏱️ 38 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hello everyone and welcome to one of the final episodes of this weekly podcast. I mean, |
| 0:11.2 | we don't have much to go, do we, old fellow chum? Well, fellow boy, the thing is, next |
| 0:18.0 | week's one is the penultimate one, but what's this one? There's a word for the one before |
| 0:21.6 | penultimate and I've forgotten it. I've heard it before and I've forgotten it, boy. Pre-penultimate, |
| 0:27.6 | could be. I think that's it. It's a pre-preenuptual. It's what it is. Yeah, I could do one of them. |
| 0:36.3 | What? Not me. How you doing then, up kid? So yours is mine. Yeah, all right. All right, a busy week, |
| 0:42.3 | busy week. I have a busy weekend, busy week and I'm now just winding down, watching the PGA on TV. |
| 0:51.2 | Well, I want to watch the PGA after we finish this. It's all right. Who's playing his Tiger Woods |
| 0:59.1 | playing? Yeah, he was. Mr. Kurt. Did he? Funny, yeah. Still bloody lashed, didn't he? I think it is, |
| 1:08.3 | the only ones I really care about are Laurie Cancer and Eddie Peperal, because they're my best mates. |
| 1:16.1 | We're playing golf with them soon, aren't we? Well, I say, we're I am and you'll just be driving |
| 1:22.1 | around a golf buggy. Probably souped up. They've done come from we're actually we're, yeah, we're both |
| 1:27.5 | attending, but I'm not beer buggy because I don't know if anyone who's listening knows and if you, |
| 1:33.6 | I think you know, Tommy by now, but I'm an absolutely massive lad who bloody loves chopping |
| 1:38.0 | pints. So I'll be I'll be a flute of champagne in hand driving one handed around the ruddy course. |
| 1:45.4 | Here in one of those statements is true. Chopping pints definitely not. I've never seen you chop a |
| 1:50.8 | pint once I have actually and that was probably about six years ago. Other than that, I've not seen |
| 1:56.8 | you ever chop one. I've seen you drink a few, but you're not a chopper, but you're a massive unit. |
| 2:03.4 | I'll give you that and you lost a lot of weight. I give you that and you're looking quite cool. |
| 2:07.9 | And when you're not wearing tweed, I give you that. Okay. There's a lot of giving me this cool, |
| 2:13.9 | but yeah, it's really good. But it's been good to me so far myself esteemed, but I don't like |
| 2:18.9 | decking pints. I just don't like it. Yeah, I can I can happily drink 10 pints a lager between, |
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