Series 2, Episode 6

As It Occurs To Me

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Christian, To, Occurs, As, Dan, Herring, Richard, Reilly, Kennedy, Me, Tetsell, It, Aiotm, Emma, Comedy

4.6 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 21 June 2010

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

It's the 16th episode of AIOTM (AIOTM), 16 lost weekends of trying to satirise all comedy by producing a comedy show with no comedy in it. According to AM1975. As usual at this stage of the series, Richard is worried he is going mad and drunkenly wonders if he can convince some people who work in a motorcycle clothing shop that he has a motorcycle, to the amusement of only himself. Emma's dad is hanging out in bookshops enjoying his literary fame. Dan is wondering if he can get a laugh out of the King Herod bit that was written five minutes before the recording started, and Christian - whose guitar breaks just in time for his song - has a fine suggestion on how to solve the financial crisis. We're also trying to pull down the statues in Trafalgar Square, wondering how Richard has maintained a 20 year career in comedy when he knows no jokes, suggesting a new commentator for the World Cup, and considering if we should all have taken some cocaines to get some much needed publicity for the show. The real questions are: did Rich think the motorcycle thing was funny, or did he write it on purpose so the end would work? And does he have a high-backed armchair? Cos if he does, what other rumours will be true?

Transcript

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0:00.0	As it occurs to me
0:04.0	occurs to me as it occurs to me
0:06.0	to me
0:10.0	and please welcome the man it's all occurred to
0:12.0	Richard Herring.
0:18.4	Yes, that's right.
0:20.4	I'm back, motherfuckers
0:25.0	Hello
0:31.1	What do you know I've finally got to start one of these things without some tiny member of the Collins family here to ruin it. Welcome to AI Ottomah! It's the revolutionary and
0:36.1	increasingly bizarre stand-up and sketch show about the things that have been
0:39.0	going on in my life this week which gets written, recorded and zapped into your ears in an astonishing 48-hour
0:44.8	period. I have to admit that the relentless pressure of delivering 60 minutes of
0:48.9	anal sex jokes and nothing else a week has started chipping away at my fragile mental state like a
0:55.2	woodpecker with a diamond encrusted beak pecking at a porcelain vase or a gibbon trying to
1:00.8	recreate Michelangelo's David with a block of ice and a sledgehammer, or a massive
1:06.1	cock with a bayonet on the end taking the anal virginity of a kitten. But hopefully I can make it to the final show
1:16.7	with some vestige of sanity and my feline anal hymen intact, which is not a sentence you'll hear very often. all Hymaninin'allin' T'Ackt.
1:22.8	Which is not a sentence you'll hear very often.
1:25.0	And yesterday was Father's Day
1:27.9	where everyone in the UK celebrated all the men
1:30.6	who've been irresponsible enough
1:32.0	to have sexual intercourse with someone
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