Series 2, Episode 7

As It Occurs To Me

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Christian, To, Occurs, As, Dan, Herring, Richard, Reilly, Kennedy, Me, Tetsell, It, Aiotm, Emma, Comedy

4.6 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 28 June 2010

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

It's the penultimate episode of Season 2 and the whole country is reeling from the worst spectacle they have witnessed in years, the motorcycle clothing shop sketch. Is there any way back for us now? And is the way back to just keep doing the same sketch until people realise it is a new zenith of comedy? We've moved to the Bloomsbury Theatre because we think we're Virginia Woolf. Emma's been unable to use her new iPhone 4, Dan, who is half German has been praying for England to lose at football (so blame him) and Christian has been signing boobs because he is rock and also roll. We pull out the stops to annoy Bob Rudge and take a leaf out of the book of the lazy writers of My Two Dads. Blah blah blah Tiny Andrew Blah and we meet the odd daughter and dad from the Vodaphone adverts and eat the crumbs from out of God's kitchen bin, and what's going on with the high-backed armchair? It's repetitious and relies on stupid comedy voices and Rich has become everything he hates. But come in and join us, the cumpkins are lovely. And there's some stuff about football too.

Transcript

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0:00.0	As it occurs to me to curse to me
0:04.4	as it occurs to me
0:07.0	and please welcome the man it's all occurred to
0:12.0	Richard Herring.
0:13.4	Thank you.
0:17.0	Thank you very much.
0:20.0	Hello.
0:22.0	And welcome to the show that all the fly flies are calling AI Ottema
0:27.0	Coming to you this week for the first time from the Bloomsbury Theatre
0:32.0	Ooomsbury Theatre. Ooomsbury!
0:34.0	Get us?
0:35.0	Who do we think we are?
0:36.0	Virginia Woolf.
0:38.0	We might be at this stage of the exhausting process, I am genuinely not sure.
0:42.0	It's the internet blah blah
0:44.2	and sketch blah that blah bloody blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah and stuff like
0:48.6	blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah, blah. Maybe I should do the whole show like that and you can just fill in your own glass.
0:58.0	Yourself, I think we'll be happy.
1:00.0	It's week seven, I feel like my skull has been cut open and someone has been
1:03.8	repeatedly smashing a brick into my unprotected brain then taking an electric
1:08.2	hand whisk and turning the contents and contents into a kind of bloody cappuccino, which they then sucked up through a straw and
1:15.0	sicked up into a blocked toilet full of a Welshman seaweed-filled feces, which they have
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