To call a man transparent is to attack his soul. He's very being. It can be received as the ultimate insult

Unless that is the man in question is actually literally see through

Ladies and gentlemen Tom Shanklin and his olive skin friend Dave

Hello and welcome to this episode of our weekly podcast. I'm David flatman Tom Shanklin. Okay boy. Hi Dave

You're right. Yeah fine. How are you all right? I'm not fine. I'm not fine. I don't know why I say that

It's just like an automatic response. Yeah, how are you? I've got slight dry head still from Saturday

Win or lose on the booze that's the way it goes you are such a Ladiator you always have been

Who are you know why I think I've turned a corner now? I don't think I'm a Ladiator anymore

I went out after the game and I just felt really old. Yeah, I didn't really enjoy it

I wish I just stayed in the Marriott and the hotel bar. Yeah, how do you drink drinks and sung songs?

Yeah, I went down to a couple of clubs and don't do it mate. Just stood there. So

Alad brew oh, yeah, yeah looking sharp. He got man of the match at the weekend for bath. He did

Don't well as need for you boys. Nice. I say you boys. I'm neutral now. Yeah. Yeah, I went bath top then

Yeah, we cut me cut me an off. I'm blue black and white is it?

Yeah, he's done really work. I mean, I've I bleed river Avon cut me an off. I bleed gravy

Yeah, so saw him so yeah, I'm still dog

Do you know do you have a good to the point where you have a hangover and

It hits you on the second day probably more than it does on the first day because it's a little bit tipsy

Yeah, do you know what I I don't get the tipsy bit I get I

Just want everyone to

piss off. Yeah, that's how I get and I went out and got pissed on Friday night

Which we'll talk about in a minute, but of course you did a bloody bloody well can

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