His name is David Luke Flatman, commander of the armies of the West,

general of the Somerset regions, loyal servant to the true emperor,

Thomas George Luellen Shanklin, father to a noisy cat, husband to a vegan,

and he will have a salad in this life for all the next.

It's time for flats and shanks.

Let's rock. Let's do this year. This is going to be this is this one going to be serious.

Keep energy high. Energy high. High energy. High energy.

Right. Okay. Hello everyone and welcome to episode 11 of our weekly podcast.

I'm David Flatman. Now you are. I'm Tom Shanklin.

Okay boy. Good start. Good intro.

Dr. Kitt it was all right. Yeah. Yeah.

I feel like I wonder if it was a bit flat.

One of our best flatman. One. I wonder if I'd shanked it a bit.

Christ Christ.

Jebus. Right. I think you better tell them where we are Tom,

because we look like doggers. We are at Megal Services.

I didn't want to tell people where we were.

I know, but I'm opening on this. It's what I'm about.

Yeah, but I didn't want us to look like we're some sort of ragass united.

That's the problem. You know, I wanted to make it look like we're this neat slick outfit

that uses soundproof rooms. Tom, we get it all out like dexter.

So there's no blood or traces.

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