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As It Occurs To Me

Series 2, Episode 1

As It Occurs To Me

Comedy.co.uk

Christian, To, Occurs, As, Dan, Herring, Richard, Reilly, Kennedy, Me, Tetsell, It, Aiotm, Emma, Comedy

4.61.3K Ratings

🗓️ 17 May 2010

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

Sony nominated AIOTM (AIOTM) returns for its second series. In show one, 'Richard Merring' forms an uneasy coalition and progressive alliance with Dan Tetsell and Emma Kennedy in the hope that they can curb his worst excesses. But it's a spring clean and all the old favourites are being purged. No cumpkins, no Quantum Leap and definitely NO Tiny Andrew Collings (aside: not unless he can somehow sneak his way in). You'll have to listen to find out if Richard made his flight back from the island of Cornwall in time for the show (aside: he did), if the show won any awards (aside: it didn't), and if anything amusing has happened to Tetsell in the last five months (aside: it hasn't, though he does nearly fall asleep at one point in the show, due to the rigours of being a father to a young baby). Is Richard super famous in Liverpool? What is worse than finding five men's sperm in your jack o' lantern? And can a man ever truly be in love with a lift if they are speaking different languages? And what will happen if we say we're going to blow Robin Hood Airport sky high? We might have to wait to find out about that last one. Who cares anyway when Christian Reilly is on an impossible mission to sort out the Greek economy? It's brilliant (aside: it's not. It's shit).

Transcript

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0:00.0

As it occurs to me to curse to me

0:04.4

as it occurs to me

0:07.0

and please welcome the man it's all occurred to

0:12.2

Richard Herring.

0:14.0

Oh yeah, we're back.

0:20.0

Don't you worry.

0:21.0

Oh yeah baby. Here we are.

0:25.0

Welcome to Show One of Series 2 of Ai Ottoma.

0:29.0

Yes, it's the internet stand up and sketch show written, rehearsed, performed and released, unedited into the ether all within the space of just 48 hours, which would be impressive if the whole thing wasn't such complete fucking shit.

0:43.2

Still we managed to divert people's attention from that

0:45.5

by swearing.

0:47.8

Cock holes.

0:50.1

If we were on radio or TV,

0:51.5

not only would we be prevented from saying cockholes,

0:54.7

with good reason as it transpires, but we would have had to wait for some committee of

0:59.2

Fat-Cat executive with brains, executives with brains full of smegma and less comedic understanding than Justin Lee Collins fingerprint

1:08.0

to cogitate and prevaricate and take months or years to decide if we get a second series.

1:14.0

But thanks to the unique way that AI Atama

1:17.0

is funded by the Menagerie of Misfits,

1:21.0

Doctor Who fans, and serial killers who pay to come and see us every week live at the Lesser Square

1:27.3

Theatre.

1:28.3

We can just rock up and do more anytime we like.

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