Series 1, Episode 10

As It Occurs To Me

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Christian, To, Occurs, As, Dan, Herring, Richard, Reilly, Kennedy, Me, Tetsell, It, Aiotm, Emma, Comedy

4.6 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 14 December 2009

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Summary

The final episode of AIOTM, but will it be the last ever? Rich is being haunted by ghosts of podcasts past and future and wondering if he has had a wonderful life. Dan is aiming for a Christmas number 1 and Emma is walking a marathon. Plus it's sold out, so there should be some sexy action or revealing of genital assemblages. And thank God that people are getting cathedrals slammed into their face and people are stealing our 8 and a half week old material. Will Andrew Collings finally be in the show? Of course he fracking won't! But every slightly successful character from the series will certainly be back!

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0:00.0	As it occurs to me, as it occurs to me, as it occurs to me
0:07.0	and please welcome the man it's all occurred to Richard Herring.
0:14.0	Thank you.
0:20.0	Oh yeah.
0:22.0	That's what it sounds like for Stuart Lee every single night of his life.
0:29.0	So hello.
0:32.0	Thank you. Hello and welcome to the final episode of the show that all the other reindeers, that's
0:39.7	the ones who are prejudiced against reindeers with unusual noses are calling Aiotema.
0:45.0	Yeah, it's the choice of racist reindeers, but don't worry Rudolph, so they don't let you join in with their
0:51.7	reindeer games. I happen to know that all the
0:53.8	reindeer's antlers and whos meant they couldn't even play a game as simple as
0:59.1	countdown on the Nintendo Diaz. All you were missing was running head first into another reindeer and smashing your antlers against theirs.
1:07.0	Which ain't my idea of fun.
1:09.0	Nope, I prefer to be shackled to the front of a magic sleigh which might be magic enough to fly but is not so
1:15.0	magic that is able to have headlights and then fly all the way around the world in one night
1:21.0	lugging enough presents for a billion children. Yep. the I got him as you can probably tell we're just coming up to my favorite day of the year
1:36.3	the anniversary of King Herod's massacre of the innocence in which the firstborn
1:42.4	sons in every family were slain in the vain hope of killing Jesus.
1:46.0	Even though like all the things we're celebrating at the moment, this story is a myth with no historical
1:50.2	providence created by the anti-Semitic early Christians in order to try and convince
1:54.1	their gullible converts that Jesus was the Messiah, I still love it, it's a good yarn.
1:58.4	And if I'm ever made king, my first edict will be to kill all firstborn children then when that's
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