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🗓️ 21 May 2010
⏱️ 37 minutes
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0:00.0 | So welcome to the second series of as it occurs to me. |
0:04.0 | I didn't say it, I didn't say it. |
0:07.0 | But well done. |
0:09.0 | Pavlov's dogs. |
0:11.0 | What is happening on this season is that I will be coming out as I have |
0:16.2 | done that has happened already. I don't want to spoil anyone's surprise. Here I am. |
0:21.1 | I'm doing some probably stand up or blathering on for a bit first that won't be |
0:26.6 | you won't even be on the internet this mainly because it'll be rubbish. |
0:29.9 | But then I shouldn't say this I've seen the script for the second half. |
0:34.0 | So it gives you some extra value. |
0:38.0 | Thank you for coming down. |
0:41.0 | This is about twice as many people who came to the first of the first |
0:43.3 | series. So by that logic, there should be 800 people for the last show, which will be great. |
0:49.6 | So thank you very. |
0:50.6 | So this series sort of depends on you coming down and seeing it and then obviously it's going out for free on the internet to all the lazy idiots or intelligent people. |
1:00.0 | We can't... I'll tell you why don't I insult you and be nice to them when they can't hear me. |
1:04.7 | So, but, so it is a tribute to see, but the idea is I'm going to come and do some bit. |
1:09.4 | I'm working up a new show, not doing it, well, it's an old show, but I'm rewriting it called Christ on a bike, |
1:15.0 | the second coming, which I can't remember any of the stuff from it and I'm not doing any of it tonight, |
1:20.8 | but so I'm going to rewrite that it's quite good that last year I did |
1:23.8 | a show about Hitler and this year I'm doing a show about Jesus I've realized my |
1:28.8 | my target demographic is Pope Benedict, that is what I'm hoping to see him in. |
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