Series 1, Episode 9

As It Occurs To Me

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Christian, To, Occurs, As, Dan, Herring, Richard, Reilly, Kennedy, Me, Tetsell, It, Aiotm, Emma, Comedy

4.6 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 7 December 2009

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

Podcast #9 and Richard is conflicted about whether he should be happy or sad that AIOTM has been nominated for a Loaded Lafta and what this means about his relationship with Jesus. Dan gets an unexpected gift from a stranger, whilst Emma is living in a cold and flooded flat, and Christian's mental breakdown seems to be surpassing that of even Herring himself. But while our musician rails against love, Rich is moving in with his girlfriend in order to replace his broken dishwasher and trying to sabotage Andrew Collings' career, even if success will only be a Pyrrhic victory. The world meanwhile goes crazy about Kay, Subo and the death of a rat and all we can do is quote Matthew 6 at it and hope that makes things better. All this is made harder by having to follow Stewart Lee who is clearly superior to us in every way. But has he been nominated for a Loaded Lafta? No, he hasn't. There's another reason for him being the best.

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0:00.0	As it occurs to me, as it occurs to me, as it occurs to me, as it occurs to me.
0:09.0	And please welcome the man it's all occurred to Richard Herring.
0:14.0	Thank you.
0:17.0	Oh yeah, that's a square.
0:19.0	I love you.
0:21.0	Oh, baby.
0:23.0	Hello, thanks. Welcome to episode nine of the show
0:26.0	that all the women who independent,
0:28.0	all the honey's who making money,
0:30.0	all the mamas who profit dollars,
0:32.0	and all the ladies who truly feel me are calling Ai Ottoma
0:37.0	But can I request that you all stop throwing your hands up at me?
0:42.0	I don't really know what to do with all these severed women's hands. Stop throwing your hands up at me.
0:42.6	I don't really know what to do with all these severed women's hands.
0:45.3	I've been getting...
0:46.6	I can only wank myself off with a woman's severed hands so many times
0:50.6	before the thrill begins to pull.
0:52.4	So you'll need those hands as begins to pull.
0:52.5	So you'll need those hands as well to maintain your independence and money-making schemes,
0:57.5	girls, so hold on to them and especially to feel me.
1:00.0	That's important.
1:01.0	I like the ladies who truly feel me the best out of all of you. But unfortunately,
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