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As It Occurs To Me

Series 1, Episode 8

As It Occurs To Me

Comedy.co.uk

Christian, To, Occurs, As, Dan, Herring, Richard, Reilly, Kennedy, Me, Tetsell, It, Aiotm, Emma, Comedy

4.61.3K Ratings

🗓️ 30 November 2009

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Summary

AIOTM 8 and Richard's mental balance is about as good as Spike Milligan's after ten times as many Goon Shows, Emma has more tales of actresses shitting, Dan has had his child indoctrinated into the Catholic Church, and Christian has taken up acting. After a week of just watching Battlestar Galactica and playing Countdown will Richard have anything new to say, or will he rely on ever more ancient callbacks? And what's Scott Bakula up to after his week deep inside a short, fat, Somerset man? Oh grow up. Luckily the 9 year-old Herring comes to the rescue with tales of The Thriling Three and we're going to rip Andrew Collings a new arsehole (or "a hole" as he might insist on calling it). Him and anyone else we suspect of being a Cylon. Death to Tiny Tim!

Transcript

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As it occurs to me

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occurs to me

0:05.0

and occurs to me

0:09.0

and it occurs to me

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and please welcome the man it's all occurred to

0:12.0

time-traveler Sam Beckett from Quantum Leap

0:14.6

inside the body of Richard Herring.

0:16.5

Oh yes, hello. Hello, thank you.

0:24.0

Thanks for all coming.

0:25.0

It's lovely to see you all.

0:26.0

Lovely to be here.

0:27.0

Welcome to the show that all the King's horses,

0:29.0

but only five of the King's men are calling Aiotema.

0:32.0

Ayooma! And if you are listening... King's men are calling Aiotema.

0:33.0

And if you were listening last time, you'll know that the end of show 7,

0:37.0

Sam Beckett from Quantum Leap had leapt into my body

0:40.0

to attempt to prevent me from killing myself.

0:43.0

Sam, it's me, Al.

0:45.0

We've made it to the eighth show.

0:47.0

I can't understand why you haven't jumped yet.

0:49.0

Ziggi says,

0:50.0

Boop, he doesn't have a fucking clue either. Well, that is unusual to see him using that language.

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