Series 1, Episode 7

As It Occurs To Me

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Christian, To, Occurs, As, Dan, Herring, Richard, Reilly, Kennedy, Me, Tetsell, It, Aiotm, Emma, Comedy

4.6 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 23 November 2009

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Summary

Show 7 of AIOTM and Richard seems a bit stressed and overworked. Is he OK or is he on a spiralling descent to madness and death? Emma reveals more secrets about mad actresses and Dan worries about the imprint of his boot ending up on his baby's face. Christian encourages Richard to take his own life. Or are those just the voices in Herring's head competing with Carol Vorderman and Richard Whiteley? Rich also meets Neve Campbell and DJ Ironik and considers his life via his video game purchases. And he's competing with Peter Kay in the charity / self promotion interface. And that's just the half of it. Stop reading this and listen to the bloody thing. Oh boy!

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0:00.0	As it occurs to me, as it occurs to me, as it occurs to me, as it occurs to me.
0:10.0	And please welcome the man it's all occurred to Richard Herring.
0:13.0	Thank you very much.
0:21.0	I do deserve that. Thanks for coming to the show. Great to be here.
0:25.3	Welcome to the show that all gay wazaks are calling Aiotema.
0:29.7	Ayea! All of you just said IOTOMA means you're all gay WASAC.
0:37.0	Oh no, but I just called it Ai-I-O-Muh as well.
0:41.0	Oh no, so I'm a gay WASak, hoist with my own gay Wazak
0:45.0	Petart, which was actually the original line in the first draft of Hamlet.
0:49.7	So we've all learnt something here today and a man shouted Willies as well from show one that
0:55.3	is that hasn't really come back.
0:57.3	It's a nice call back.
0:58.3	It's week seven of ten of this ludicrous and exhausting experiment in which I attempt to write
1:03.8	four to five minutes or so of comedy about the week that has just gone by, then
1:07.7	record it in one take as you'll notice there were a couple of mistakes even in
1:10.7	this first major sentence.
1:13.0	At London's glamorous Leicester Square Theatre,
1:16.0	put it out as a podcast without editing out a thing
1:19.0	and then sit back and wait for people on the internet
1:21.0	to tell me what a useless cunt I am.
1:24.0	Luckily I'm sexually aroused by people on the internet telling me what a useless
1:28.8	cunt I am.
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