Series 1, Episode 6

As It Occurs To Me

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Christian, To, Occurs, As, Dan, Herring, Richard, Reilly, Kennedy, Me, Tetsell, It, Aiotm, Emma, Comedy

4.6 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 16 November 2009

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Summary

In Show 6 of AIOTM, proceedings have been hijacked by the man from behind Rich in the queue in Waitrose (aiottmbritqiw!) but for how long? Rich reminisces about his childhood, Emma gives the backstage goss from The X Factor, Dan has leg boobs and Christian is being sarcastic about the remit of the show. Has Rich been eating 'man flesh', and will he or a tramp outside the theatre marry a 19 year-old in the audience?

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0:00.0	As it occurs to me, as it occurs to me, as it occurs to me, as it occurs to me.
0:07.0	And please welcome the man, it's all occurred to the man from behind rich in the cue in waitros.
0:16.0	Hello, hello.
0:21.0	Yes, thank you.
0:22.0	Thank you. Welcome to my show. As it occurs to the man from behind Rich in the queue in waitros or as all the cool children are calling it Ai Ottomah for Britkewee.
0:33.3	Yeah, yeah, nice, thank you.
0:38.3	Yes, you will probably remember that last week I got, new got rich sent to prison for life
0:44.8	after I snitched on him for breaking some yoggots in waitros. Well you're
0:50.7	quick to judge and now I've taken over the show AI Ottoma for a bit kowee.
0:58.0	Every time, yeah, it's fine, fine, fine, it's fine, fine, it's early days.
1:01.0	You know, it's his thing really. I shouldn't let I'll do it my way
1:04.4	So let's have a look at some of the exciting things I've been up to this week which I've written down in this pad
1:09.9	Yes, let's see Tuesday near my flat I saw some children, I think that says, playing catch in an area, yes, which was clearly marked no ball games.
1:18.8	So I immediately alerted security and the children had their ball taken away from them.
1:24.1	Ha ha! I showed them.
1:26.1	Okay, this one. Wednesday. No, I didn't really do anything on Wednesday,
1:32.1	but I was playing his music too loud. No, I didn't really do anything on my name's ever looks.
1:32.6	Oh yes, no, a boy was playing his music too loud on the bus,
1:35.6	but I was too scared to say anything, so I just touch it a bit when he wasn't looking.
1:38.8	It's a bit, it's hot in here, isn't it and this is harder than it looks.
1:43.7	Get out of here man from behind me in the queue from waitros.
1:48.2	Richard? Yes! Your reign of terror and being rubbish at comedy is over.
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