This is Dottie, the transgendered rooster, and you're listening to TVTL, the number one top show for a time-sanded rooster.

If you have it, you don't need it. If you need it, you don't have it.

If you have it, you need more of it. If you have more of it, you don't need less of it. You need it to get it.

And you certainly need it to get more of it. But if you don't already have any of it to begin with, you can't get any of it to get started, which means you really have no idea how to get it in the first place.

Do you? You can share it, sure. You can even stockpile it if you'd like, but you can't fake it, wanting it, needing it, wishing for it.

The point is, if you've never had any of it, ever, people just seem to know.

I've got a little convoluted there for a moment, but I think you get the idea. This, in fact, is the show that's probably too beautiful to live.

Welcome to our number two of the program here on this Wednesday evening.

Give a special shout out to our good friend, Bean of the Kevin and Bean show who is in New York listening to us on the stream. He's going to interview Jay-Z this week.

So, and we're doing call makers. So I'd say it's working out for everybody.

We're calling random listeners and he's talking to the jigger man.

We have Jay-Z drops.

Yeah, that's as close as we could get to that kind of thing.

Anyway, speaking of our of our loyal listeners, we love so much.

Oh, he, he, it's time for call makers.

So when we call you, our tens of listeners who have emailed us with topics of conversation that you were hoping we could delve into, start off by calling Jake.

He's apparently in the Seattle area, although his cell phone tells me that he has a history with the city of Portland.

I'm going to put him on hold there, sign 11 Shawnee if you can bring that up.

Jake's in a band and he was, his plan was to wear his raw TBT shirt to see if it would help him get girls.

Is that the guy there's a picture of on the website?

Is this Jake?

Jake, this is the radio program, not too beautiful to live in Seattle.

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