Well, isn't it TVTL? I go crazy. I just found TVTL!

I'd like to start off with a little riddle.

How many gold medals do you have to win

before you're allowed to enjoy a bong hit at a friend's house?

We don't know yet.

They said Michael Phelps can't go swimming for three months

because he smoked pot.

I think that's kind of strict.

I mean, I understand you shouldn't go in the pool 30 minutes after you eat.

What kind of munchies do they think he was going to get off that?

And then Kellogg's dropped him as a sponsor, and I was like, excuse me?

A cereal company is punishing somebody for smoking pot.

Kellogg's, isn't that kind of biting the hand that feeds you a little bit?

Who do you think eats cereal?

I'm pretty sure it's just children and people that are too wasted to make toast.

It's just after nine bells, Burbank Standard Time that is here on this Wednesday evening.

That means we've entered our number three of two beautiful two-live.

This is episode 394 in a collector series, by the way.

And you're just hearing a little bit of the stand-up comedy of Mr. Arge Barker.

It's going to be at the show box this Saturday night, September the 12th.

You can get tickets by going to the show box's website.

And you also can see Arge on flood of the Concordee plays Dave.

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