This is TBTL with Luke Burbank on NewsTalk 710, Cairo, now on 973 FM.

I love to make people laugh and I've been doing it since, you know, school.

People ask me where you, you know, where you, you must have been the class clown and I say,

no, I wasn't, but I sat beside the class clown and I studied him and saw how he made people laugh.

And so I picked some things up and, you know, and at parties and family functions, I have to say,

I love, you know, breaking people up.

So there's a thing that I think I got an entertaining bug from my grandfather,

I'm Progut, who was very, very big in the Yiddish theater back in New York.

He was in the very, the Sardinically irreverent, Dibbick Schmibbick, I said more ham.

Oh, hi, welcome to a Friday night, three hour live, spectacular edition of TBTL,

the show that is probably too beautiful to live.

I'm your host, Luke Burbank, weighing in at 186 pounds.

He yes, that is a down two pounds from yesterday.

Yay, yay, yay!

And I give all the credit to the intense multi venue, multi margarita, multi-rainier beer, multi-jack Daniels.

Andrew's date, here's my sweet stash, let's freaking party.

Which they may have to start calling Burbank date that I went on today with my good buddy Steve.

Flash!

Yeah?

I like turtles.

It was like Freaky Friday today, the Jody Foster one, not the Lindsay Lohan one.

Right.

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