September 4, 2008 – Hour: 2

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 4 September 2008

⏱️ 37 minutes

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Summary

Welcome to the Show: Republicans wrap up their convention.

Interview with Patton Oswalt

Transcript

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0:00.0	This is TVTL with Luke Burbank on News Talk 710, Cairo, now on 97-3 FM.
0:11.0	License to kill gophers by the government of the United Nations.
0:16.0	Man, free to kill gophers at will.
0:19.0	To kill you must know your enemy.
0:21.0	In this case, my enemy is a garment.
0:24.0	An garment will never quit.
0:28.0	Do you like to be at Khan?
0:30.0	Browning Khan?
0:32.0	What you got to do?
0:33.0	You got to fall back.
0:35.0	It's a gearier firepower.
0:38.0	It's a gearier intelligence.
0:41.0	And that's how she broke.
0:43.0	Actual tape from John McCain's speech tonight in St. Paul.
0:48.0	Sarcasm, that's original.
0:50.0	Hola amigos, welcome to a Thursday night edition of TVTL.
0:55.0	The show that's probably too beautiful to live.
1:00.0	I'm your host, Luke Burbank, weighing in at 188 pounds.
1:06.0	Perro, perro.
1:08.0	Yes, that is how you say dog in Spanish.
1:11.0	Thank you, pop-a-boom.
1:13.0	Interesting stuff.
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