September 30, 2009

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 30 September 2009

⏱️ 80 minutes

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Summary

Luke doesn't care about your imaginary facebook mafia war or petting zoo, Vanessa thinks Luke is a bad person for not eating fruit.

Transcript

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0:00.0	Don't be shy. Say it with me.
0:02.4	TVTL with Luke Burbank.
0:04.5	Let's have some gruelier.
0:11.3	What's going on here?
0:13.0	Uh, nothing, nothing.
0:14.4	I'm not sure that did to me in the house.
0:17.1	And by the way, what are you doing with this?
0:20.3	Leading.
0:21.4	Don't worry. I can buy you my elegant balloon.
0:25.3	Oh, it's leaking.
0:27.3	It's not leaking. It's overflowing.
0:31.4	You filled up the whole silo in just two days.
0:35.6	Well, I help.
0:36.6	Oh, I stopped.
0:37.7	You have to dispose of that waste propellant.
0:41.4	OK, much.
0:42.6	I will.
0:43.5	You can then spider pig with you.
0:45.6	He's not spider pig anymore.
0:47.1	He's Harry Plopper.
0:49.0	Well, whatever your name is, whatever your handle is here
0:51.6	on this Wednesday afternoon.
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