October 1, 2009

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 1 October 2009

⏱️ 92 minutes

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Summary

Gay Talese on Sinatra, Journalism and how the NYT used to be staffed by total drunks, Vanessa abandons Luke at when he gets into it with a neighbor, and Randy Quaid's wife takes the express train to crazytown.

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0:00.0	Check your watch, it's now high noon.
0:04.7	Listen, live, iPod or Zoom.
0:10.2	Look, Jen and Sean entertain so well on TBT.
0:17.9	Champion, it's time for cat massage.
0:26.9	If we understood fluently our cats would tell us that petting is passay because your cat wants a massage.
0:32.9	No oils or lotions are needed.
0:34.9	Cat massage even helps some cats tolerate a bath.
0:37.9	But I don't think we'll be showing that.
0:39.9	How do you know if you're giving a good cat massage?
0:41.9	Relax, you have the best teeth available.
0:44.9	Your cat, here's how champ taught me.
0:47.9	Remember the old Simon and Garfunkel song?
0:50.9	Flow down, you're moving too fast.
0:53.9	That says a lot about life and about cat massage.
0:56.9	We're going to learn a lot today.
0:58.9	On this Thursday afternoon edition of TBTL,
1:01.9	it's probably two beautiful to live.
1:03.9	Remember, a major whisker watch alert is an effect here.
1:08.9	I'm your host, Luke Burbank, weighing in at 189 pounds.
1:13.9	How that happened, I don't really know.
1:15.9	But I'm not looking a gift health meter in the mouth here on this Thursday.
1:19.9	It's episode 410 in a collector series.
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