September 1, 2009 – Part 1

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 1 September 2009

⏱️ 39 minutes

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Summary

Welcome to the show: Let's kick off tonight with a PSA starring Larry King. In AwesomeNotAwesome, Coolio performes at a Deli, and Netflix offers you a million bucks.

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0:00.0	TBTL, awesome, not awesome, and all the nonsense in between.
0:04.7	Two beautiful to live.
0:06.2	97-3, Cairo.
0:09.9	If you have it, you don't need it.
0:13.1	If you need it, you don't have it.
0:16.7	If you have it, you need more of it.
0:19.9	If you have more of it, you don't need less of it.
0:23.7	You need it to get it.
0:26.3	And you certainly need it to get more of it.
0:28.9	But if you don't already have any of it to begin with,
0:32.0	you can't get any of it to get started, which means
0:34.9	you really have no idea how to get it in the first place.
0:38.2	Do you?
0:39.8	You can share it, sure.
0:42.3	You can even stockpile it if you'd like.
0:44.8	But you can't fake it, wanting it, needing it,
0:48.7	wishing for it.
0:51.3	The point is, if you've never had any of it, ever,
0:58.4	people just seem to know.
1:00.4	To be out.
1:01.6	Indeed.
1:02.5	Welcome, welcome, welcome.
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