In a world called P-B-T-L, we talk about stuff that's awesome, stuff that's not awesome, and other stuff.

What's that?

It's a cup.

What a new cup.

Yeah, I've got a new cup. You like it?

We've got a cup. I know, we've got one cup.

We needed two cups.

Where would we need two cups?

So I can have a cup of tea at the same time as you?

Do you even pay any attention to the cup roster?

Your cup roster.

That means I can't drink a cup of tea between seven and nine p.m.

Well, I have it to nine o'clock, and then you get it for two hours.

Then I use it from eleven to one, and then you use it from one to three.

And then we give the cup a rest.

Okay, well, I just need a second to come down.

Welcome to our number two of this Monday Night edition of T-B-T-L.

This is the show that's probably too beautiful to live.

So 391.

In a collector series, yes, indeed.

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