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Delusional Diaries

Seoul sisters ft. Greta Louise Tomé

Delusional Diaries

PodcastOne

Society & Culture

4.11.3K Ratings

🗓️ 21 May 2026

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Summary

this week on Delusional Diaries, Halley and Jaz are back, but they’re not alone. Greta is also back behind the mic after all the love the first time around… but this time, they're still riding the high from their trip to Korea and Tokyo with enough stories, inside jokes, and energy to prove they absolutely should have started podcasting from abroad. from salmon sperm eye treatments that may or may not have done anything, to hand-sculpted Korean nail charms that sparked stranger conversations back home than any engagement ring ever could; this episode kicks off exactly how a good episode should: zero filter, zero agenda, and covering everything. 


the girls go deep on the things that really matter: what you'd actually bid on at a charity auction, whether you'd rather have ten nudes leaked or a year's worth of iMessages exposed, the lost art of Omegle sleepovers, and why blacking out around influencers hits completely different than it used to. there's also a very sincere debate about grandparent names (honey is taken, non-negotiable), a smash-or-pass round on every fashion trend you've been quietly judging, and a surprisingly earnest pitch for why Sabrina Carpenter must perform at the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show.


of course, as always, the episode navigates so many tangents, chaotically in the best way: girls trip shenanigans, internet brain rot, niche humor that keeps getting resurrected, and the kind of couch conversation that turns into twenty different topics before anyone remembers the original point. if this episode proves one thing, it's that spending too much time together only makes these three funnier. this episode feels exactly like being trapped in a group FaceTime with your funniest friends for two hours. practically, it’s very Halley, Jaz & Greta…


Timestamps

1:41 - Korea Recap 

10:38 - Manifesting, sleepovers, and rain plans 

34:43 - Putting something up for auction 

42:41- Questions for Greta 

50:42 - Fashion trends


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Transcript

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0:00.0

Hi, guys. Welcome back to Deluginal Darius podcast. I'm Holly. And I'm Jazz. And I'm Greta.

0:16.7

We're back. We are back. Back. This is so special because we have now gone somewhere else together.

0:23.7

Yeah, we went to Korea and we went to Japan.

0:27.2

And we have so many more stories to tell.

0:29.3

And also we realized that last time we spent about half the podcast talking about spray tans.

0:33.9

So we're not going to talk about how much better I look this time.

0:37.0

We do all have spray tans.

0:39.0

I don't know.

0:40.1

You're always glowing.

0:41.1

Thank you.

0:41.6

I appreciate it.

0:42.2

I've been really on my shark mask that's been helping. Really? I've been off my red light game recently. Yeah, I have too. I was on it for a while. No, I feel like I've been, well, I get these like eczema patches on my face and my exsma is acting up right now too.

0:54.2

So the mask reveal.

0:56.1

Real.

0:57.0

But the mask.

0:58.1

Um, I get these like eczema patches on my face and my exoma's acting up right now too.

0:55.5

So the mask reveal. Real. But the, but the mask helps. Really? Like when I started getting like patchy exoma spots, I realize like if I use the mask consistently, I don't really have issues. If it stopped, then it comes back immediately. Do you get eczema anywhere else? Well, I'm on a shot, so I don't get it as bad in most places anymore, but I still have little patches here and there.

1:13.3

Because I get him on my thighs and my mask is like bendy. So I'm like, so I'm starting rapidly. You should. I'm going to know. Because I saw a lot of TikToks like one night I was stoned. I was just scrolling through and I went like a kind of deep dive and it actually really helps with eczema. Okay, I'm going to start doing that. I also saw, I didn't do it, but that the red light mask actually helps, like, they bruises feel faster too. I should have used it when I had the bruise from the salmon sperm. So there's, like, a lot of benefits. If you get down bad. No, guys, like the skin treatment? You weren't down as bad as me. Get into the treatments. Yes, yes. Okay, so Hallie and I got the same exact thing. We did

1:45.1

salmon sperm called regerine underneath your eyes. It's like salmon sperm and a few other like

1:50.2

amazing things out there in the world. Then we were like just honestly put it under our eyes.

1:54.5

Do you think it did anything? Because I think nothing. Yeah, I feel like we need to talk.

1:58.7

I think it's something you have to do consistently to get like actual results, but I will say like when you guys were both swollen, like, granted, like you had a little bit of bruising, but I was like, even though it's swollen, I was like, you guys look amazing. Like, I just thought it was great. Because it's not like the regent isn't like a filler. This is like something that's meant to make your eyes, like heal your dark eyed bags, bring back fullness naturally.

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