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Delusional Diaries

summer and the city

Delusional Diaries

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Society & Culture

4.11.3K Ratings

🗓️ 14 May 2026

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Summary

this week on Delusional Diaries, Halley and Jaz are fully entering their summer era, and with that comes a lot of opinions. from Solidcore drama and influencer gym etiquette to the devastating loss of Cava’s tahini caesar dressing, the girls navigate through the internet discourse that becomes way too personal, a bit too quickly. between marathon training updates from Reed and Kevin, sauna purchases, Hamptons nesting, and debates about post-run meals, the episode is basically one long chaotic life update in the best way possible.


they also get into the realities of adulthood that nobody really warns you about, including the diplomacy of bachelorette trips, whether it’s socially acceptable to book your own hotel room, and why even valid boundaries somehow still create drama in friend groups. the girls unpack viral conversations around dog ownership after a creator admitted she regretted getting a high-energy breed without researching it first, leading into a bigger conversation about responsibility, lifestyle compatibility, and how much your entire life changes once you become a dog parent. plus: expensive grooming disasters, terrifying Goop Kitchen food poisoning TikToks, and Halley’s ongoing love-hate relationship with Tracy Anderson workouts, including a class that turned into an unexpected split-flexibility challenge.


of course, they end the episode exactly where they thrive most: pop culture rabbit holes and deeply unserious debates. from Red Flats Girl becoming the internet’s newest icon to conversations about Twilight, Gossip Girl, SATC, The Summer I Turned Pretty, and why some fictional love triangles should’ve ended in therapy instead of romance, the girls rank all the internet’s most controversial couples. they also talk beauty routines, favorite summer music, awkward salon small talk, and SO MUCH MORE! it’s all random, hilarious, and feels exactly like spending an hour gossiping with your funniest friends.


Timestamps

0:16 - Feeling like summer 

6:53 - Jaz’s new hobby 

16:49 - Bachelorette protocol 

27:01 - Tracy Anderson 

37:19- Red Flats Queen

45:14 - Who’s side are you on 


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Transcript

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0:00.0

Hi, guys, welcome back to Delusional Diaries podcast. I'm Hallie.

0:15.8

And I'm Jazz, and it's summer. I'm in a great mood. It's warm outside. I got to, like, dress today and just like being like good energy yesterday. Like I was low key like in a funk.

0:25.5

I think that was just because it wasn't sunny outside. Okay. Like sun came out today and I was like, wow. Good day.

0:32.7

I just hate being in the city if I'm being honest now. Like I'm really going to have Hampton summer.

0:36.6

Yeah. Like I'm just, waiting to go back.

0:39.5

Like, I really don't want to be here, so...

0:41.7

But it's fine. I love New York.

0:50.5

I'm just... I'm just... I'm just... I'm just want to be out there. Like, I'm, like, I'm, like, decorating my house and everything. I'm like, I'm over the city right now.

0:51.6

Like, I love it so much.

0:52.5

I'll never be over the city.

0:53.5

I will stay in New York forever.

0:55.5

But I just, like, really need, like, a minute away.

0:56.5

I feel like you just want to nest.

0:57.1

Yeah.

1:10.8

So. right now. Like, I love it so much. I'll never be over the city. I will stay in New York forever. But I just, like, really need, like, a minute away. I feel like you just want to nest. Yeah. So I'm excited to be out there. But anyway. Have you seen the guy that had, like, beef with solid core a few months ago now is currently banned, like, for life. Yes. I don't even, I haven't even been keeping up.

1:44.2

I know he's been literally talking about it every single day since it happened. He reminds me of, like, a couple people online. Yeah. His name is Anthony, I think. But I was following it slightly when I first happened. It was kind of funny, though I did think it was weird. He was like first naming, doxing the girl, Jaden, and like just talking about her. And then when he would speak about like men at Equinox that he had like some like whatever interactions with, he would like not say the guy's names, which I just thought was like weird. I don't know. But I will see the first video, I was like, okay, ha-ha, like whatever.

2:18.3

Seems like a little bit harmless. Second video, third, 12th, 15th. I'm like, why are you shocked your band? I think you should have been banned so much. Yeah, for sure. And also, like, that makes me happy that Salka is, like, protecting their employees. I'm a little bit confused. somebody said, or I've seen some videos saying, like, that he was harassing her outside of work at, like, 5 a. I'm assuming that was recently. But I didn't understand what happened. He probably posted it in a vlog. He was just like, Jaden, what, did you're not going to talk to me? Like, something like yelling at his car as she's walking into the studio and then, like, me and jokes about her. That's so weird. I think the ban is, I'm like, dude, why are you shocked?

2:21.8

But also, I'm surprised he didn't get banned sooner.

2:35.8

And I also don't get out anyone is on his side when it comes to, like, this whole situation. I don't think a lot of people are, I think, for the most part, most people in the, like, every video I've seen as like being like why would you be surprised

2:35.5

that you're buying i guess i saw his like most recent video of getting banned very early to it being posted

2:40.4

and i guess the comments were probably from people who were like following him like yeah he was also

2:44.3

like sobbing crying in that video i believe and i was like it's just weird though because he never

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