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Delusional Diaries

H.A.G.S.

Delusional Diaries

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Society & Culture

4.11.3K Ratings

🗓️ 28 May 2026

⏱️ 41 minutes

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Summary

after four years of never missing a Thursday, Halley and Jaz are taking their first ever summer break… and honestly, this episode feels exactly like hanging out with them one last time before everyone disappears for the season. Halley's Hampton's house is finally done, her she-shed is getting turned into a backyard bar (Reed wants to call it Bar Dog, which makes complete sense), and she had a bridal hair trial where she basically had to beg her stylist to make her look messier. all very Halley Kate Core.


from there it goes where it always goes… which is everywhere. they get into childhood fears (quicksand vs. tornadoes, and a very traumatic first day of second grade), the anxiety of being drunk around influencers you don't know that well, whether a bridge collapse or a tunnel flood is technically more survivable, revisiting their most anxiety-inducing drunk moments (cracking a chin open, peeing on a street in Barcelona, and persistently offering your apartment to someone who very much did not want it); spiraling into Kendall Jenner's dating life and whether Timothée and Travis Scott have ever had a real conversation; and unearthing the most painfully cringe middle school relationship moments, including a boyfriend whose text signature read "dash I love Halley" after approximately five days of dating.


in classic Delusional Diaries fashion, the girls are going out with a bang before the summer break... funny and a little sentimental, the way the best episodes always are. they'll be back in the fall with some changes… newsletter and Patreon in the meantime, but for now, h.a.g.s. 


Timestamps 

0:20 - Summer break 

9:56 - Jacob Elordi, Timothee Chalamet, Kendall, and Kylie Jenner

14:20 - Blocking all the haters 

24:14 - Hangiexty

33:51 - First crushes



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Transcript

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0:00.0

Hi, guys. Welcome back to Delusional Diaries podcast. I'm Holly.

0:15.1

And I'm Jazz. And today we have a heavy announcement. Don't look so happy.

0:20.2

No, I'm kidding. Guys, the podcast is ending. We're taking a summer announcement. Don't look so happy. I'm kidding.

0:22.4

Guys, the podcast is ending.

0:24.7

We're taking a summer break.

0:31.2

We both have obviously so much going on and we keep this podcast very relevant to our current lives and like what's going on like every week we talk about red flats queen

0:35.5

and all of the things.

0:36.5

Yeah.

0:36.9

Very in the moment to what's currently happening. And it's really hard when we both have different schedules for you have a bunch of weddings this summer. I'm obviously getting married, going on a honeymoon, all the things. So it doesn't make a lot of sense for us to batch record like three episodes at a time because the first episode's great. And then by the second or third episode, we're like, we're really off base.

0:54.7

We're actually talking about literally nothing at this point. Like, we need to separate them by week. So it's just really hard to batch record things. And we've also never taken a break from this podcast for the four years that we've had it. Which I think it's, like, kind of crazy. Yeah. But we haven't missed a Thursday. day. And so I'm looking forward to this break because we're redoing a few things and

1:14.0

switches and things up. So it'll come back for the better. But I think in order to continue long term, we need to take a little break. Yeah, definitely. For a rumor. Yeah, but we'll still obviously be everywhere else. So you'll get to see us and hang out with us. But just no paw. Still newsletter, though, every single week. And maybe some Patreon things. Who knows?

1:30.9

Period. But anyways. What's been going on with you? Oh, my goodness. Well,

1:38.2

nothing. Like, what actually has been going on with me. Life is pretty like, eh, right now. Oh. I don't have anything really

1:46.4

interesting happening. I think I've been so used to being on the go and all the travel that I've

1:50.5

had now that I'm taking a beat and I don't have any work-related travel coming up. I'm just like,

1:56.5

I'm finding my new routine and like all that good stuff. Yeah. I love it.

2:01.3

I've never been happier than to be home.

2:03.6

Like I love traveling and I'm obviously so grateful.

2:06.3

But I think after doing two new countries, sorry, two new continents across the world, like this past whatever, that was a lot of back-to-back really big international travel.

2:16.9

I definitely feel like really glad to be home.

2:19.8

That being said, I often had such an amazing time and I'm so glad for those experiences that I'm

2:23.5

definitely excited to not have any insane trips coming up. Yeah, I think just an adjustment of me.

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