Send Me Your Hole Pics (w/ Angeria Paris VanMichaels)
Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole Byer
Headgum & Nicole Byer
4.8 • 15.6K Ratings
🗓️ 10 October 2025
⏱️ 63 minutes
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Summary
Drag queen Angeria Paris VanMichaels (Winner of RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars S9) wants your hole pic. She joins Nicole to talk about the etiquette of hooking up with a RuGirl, those confusing “boyfriend things” that blur situationships, and why being the one who always texts first is exhausting.
Angeria opens up about what she really wants in a partner, how she’s manifesting real love after years of being single, and the thrill of the chase. Plus, Nicole receives a sandwich in her email.
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| 0:00.0 | Want to watch this episode? Catch the full video on YouTube. Just hit the link in the episode description. |
| 0:07.0 | This is a headgum podcast. Today's segment is brought to you by Bumble, the go-to dating app for finding love. |
| 0:16.6 | If I scroll on your profile and it doesn't look silly, we're not going to match. If your |
| 0:21.7 | opener doesn't make me laugh, I'm probably not replying. Panter is key. And I want someone who can |
| 0:27.4 | match my silliness. That's why I love that Bumble has prompts. Like, you can throw a little |
| 0:32.1 | weirdo energy into your profile and see who vibes with it. Bumble offers tips in moments you might need them to |
| 0:39.6 | help you on your dating journey. So you never feel alone when dating on Bumble. It's like having a |
| 0:44.8 | dating coach in your pocket. So what are you waiting for? Start your love story on Bumble. |
| 0:51.6 | I would love a dick pick. If you would like to send me a dick pick in my DMs, I will definitely be open and willing to that, okay? |
| 1:01.7 | Please. |
| 1:02.9 | Well, don't beg for it. |
| 1:04.4 | Oh, I'm sorry. |
| 1:04.9 | Oh, I'm sorry. |
| 1:06.7 | Oh, if you happen to take a picture, do you want to send it my way? |
| 1:11.4 | You can. |
| 1:12.0 | Well, you know what? |
| 1:12.5 | That makes sense. Listen, only send nice dick picks. No hole picks. Holes are too much, unless you want a hole. Oh, no, no, no. I prefer hole pitch. Oh, okay. Okay, let's be clear that the... Nudes, period, are wonderful. |
| 1:27.4 | Okay. |
| 1:27.7 | But I am an ass girl, okay? |
| 1:30.8 | I'm an ass girl okay I'm an asshole kind of girl |
| 1:32.7 | I'm an asshole kind of girl why won't you date me why won't you date me why won't you date me |
| 1:40.1 | why won't you date me? Please tell me why. |
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