Happy Endings (w/ Pit Crew Bruno)
Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole Byer
Headgum & Nicole Byer
4.8 • 15.6K Ratings
🗓️ 17 October 2025
⏱️ 52 minutes
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Summary
Model and Drag Race pit crew member Bruno Alcantara joins Nicole to discuss his love for biting (and the time he got kicked out of a bar for it), being barefoot on set of Drag Race, working as a massage therapist and life coach, and discovering he was gay after having a couple of girlfriends. Plus, Bruno gives Nicole a happy ending massage while sharing his best advice as a life coach.
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| 0:00.0 | Want to watch this episode? Catch the full video on YouTube. Just hit the link in the episode description. Today's segment is brought to you by Bumble, the go-to dating up for finding love. You know how everyone says they have a type, but if you listen to the show, you know, like, half the time people don't end up with the type they thought that they wanted. I know, I have. Some of my best dates have been with people. I didn't think that |
| 0:22.1 | were going to be my type. And that's the thing about love. It doesn't follow a checklist. |
| 0:28.3 | That's what's so great about Bumble with features like shared interests and profile prompts. |
| 0:33.3 | You actually get to see someone's personality before you meet. It's not just a headshot and a bio. |
| 0:39.6 | You get an actual sense of someone's vibe. |
| 0:42.2 | It opens the door for connections that you might not have expected. |
| 0:46.0 | That feels really right. |
| 0:48.1 | So what are you waiting for? |
| 0:49.7 | Download Bumble and start your love story. |
| 0:56.0 | This is a headgum podcast. |
| 1:00.0 | Is it too much? |
| 1:02.0 | Yes. |
| 1:04.0 | Okay. |
| 1:05.0 | I'll go easy. |
| 1:06.0 | Okay. |
| 1:07.0 | Easy. |
| 1:08.0 | Oh, that's nice. |
| 1:09.0 | Ooh. |
| 1:10.0 | Do you get massages often? |
| 1:11.8 | No. |
| 1:12.4 | Not at all? |
| 1:13.1 | No, because, oh, they hurt. |
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