Sen. Elizabeth Warren | A Lotto Stuff

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🗓️ 3 November 2022

⏱️ 25 minutes

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Stories falsely claiming that America’s voting machines are connected to the internet are a top narrative on Twitter as the midterms approach, and the folks at Fox News appear outraged over a study that argued college students can relieve stress by petting a cat or dog. And Senator Elizabeth Warren lists several compelling reasons to vote in the upcoming midterm elections, warning that Democracy itself is at risk if Republicans win and follow through on their campaign promises. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Thank you very much. You're very kind. Welcome.
0:07.0	One or all to the late Joe. I'm your host, even, Colbert.
0:10.0	And I want to start tonight.
0:12.0	I want to start tonight's show with a very important announcement.
0:16.0	After much soul-searching, I have decided that I am ready to accept
0:19.0	the results of Monday's Powerball Lotto Drawing.
0:23.0	I am not the winner.
0:26.0	Because they stole it from me and I accept that.
0:30.0	Tonight, of course, they held a drawing for 1.2 billion.
0:33.0	And even though we taped this show before the drawing,
0:37.0	I'm pretty sure I won that because I used the exact same numbers.
0:42.0	Okay? All right.
0:44.0	What are the odds that these numbers don't win two times in a row?
0:49.0	Know what they say, doing the same thing and expecting different results
0:53.0	is the definition of genius.
0:57.0	Speaking of gambling, the midterms are just six days away.
1:03.0	So yesterday, President Biden rallied for Democrats in Florida.
1:07.0	Biden loves Florida because it's the only place he's considered middle-aged.
1:12.0	Of course, there you go.
1:17.0	There you go. See you later.
1:20.0	Of course, Biden appearance wouldn't be complete without a little mix-up.
1:24.0	Inflation is a worldwide problem right now.
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