Hey, everybody! Thanks, everybody! Please have a seat! Welcome! Welcome,

one and all, to the late show. I'm your host, Stephen Colbert, the midterm elections.

Was it a day's day? Was it? The midterm elections are, what, five days away.

That means only four days left to early vote, one day left to regular vote,

then two whole years to just kick back and freak out about the presidential election.

Last night, President Biden addressed Americans, not from the Oval Office,

but someplace even more sacred to him, the train station.

At Washington's Union Station, he laid out the stakes of this election.

Make no mistake, democracy is in the ballot for all of us.

In our bones, we know democracy at risk is at risk.

Biden's clearly at that age where he receives all his information via bones.

Up, here goes the elbow, here goes the elbow.

It's gonna rain. Up. Knees acting up again.

Low voter turnout in Broward County.

Biden did briefly make one mistake about next Tuesday, November 8th selection.

Millions more will cast their ballots in the final days, leading up to November the 9th.

Eighth, excuse me.

Yeah, make sure. Everybody, no folks, I'm serious.

Make sure you vote on November 9th, I mean eight.

Head on down to your local petan zoo, I mean Paul in place.

You'll get a free stalker, I mean sticker.

Anyway, happy Easter, I mean Toyota Thon.

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