Semen Tainted Flutes Revisited

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Tim Henson

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🗓️ 22 August 2025

⏱️ 52 minutes

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On Today’s Show: It’s a best of show! Enjoy, and I’ll be back on Monday with a new dose of utter stupidity! Plus: Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236

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0:00.0	Hey guys, Tim Henson recording this on location in Estabula, Ohio.
0:06.5	I am here to introduce the promised best of show for Friday.
0:11.1	The acoustics in this room are just atrocious.
0:13.6	It's driving me crazy.
0:14.8	You're probably not even noticing it, but I'm a professional and a perfectionist.
0:20.7	You've heard the show, you know.
0:22.5	Every day, it's just fucking flawless.
0:25.8	So, again, I apologize if it sounds like I'm in a tin can.
0:29.8	Again, I'm just here, just for a second, to introduce today's best of show.
0:34.6	This was suggested by DB listener.
0:41.3	Oh, fuck. Sadgat. Sagasizu.
0:48.7	Sagatious. You guys in your names, I feel like you do this to me on purpose. You want to trip me up.
0:56.9	You want to make me sound like an idiot. I don't need any help from you. Cut it out with your hard to pronounce names. Anyway, he suggested a program from 2019 titled Seaman Tainted Flutes. And that was pretty
1:05.7	much enough for me. I'm like, yep, that sounds great. That's best of material. So sit back, enjoy this
1:11.9	classic edition of DV, and I will be back on Monday with a brand new episode of the show,
1:18.5	so be on the lookout for that. All right, enjoy. Goodbye.
1:23.9	Distorted View Daily, proudly presents Alexis K. Tyler, responding to a critic.
1:31.6	You pale face, whore.
1:36.0	You're retarded.
1:39.1	And no talent.
1:41.8	I'm hurt.
1:55.0	Ha, ha, ha, jealous of me, man. I bet he'd get up and put on his mama wig
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