Welcome To IHOP, I’ll Be Your Lesbian Predator

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Tim Henson

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🗓️ 25 August 2025

⏱️ 42 minutes

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On Today’s Show: Episode Sponsor: Thanks to Haley’s Comet for sponsoring today’s stupidity and praising DV’s commitment to hard-hitting “porn news journalism.” Want to sponsor? Just $25 via PayPal at [email protected]. 🎶 Musical Oddities 🪦 RIP King Cobra JFS 🎤 Cringe Performances 🚔 Cop Cam Chaos 🍳 Florida Follies 📞 Listener Voicemails 📢 Join The […]

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0:00.0	Hey Freaks, it's Monday, August 25th, 2025, coming up on the program today, morning the loss of yet another U-Tard.
0:08.8	Plus, a religious drummer goes ham on the kit for Christ.
0:12.6	A walking hot dog gets revenge, and welcome to IHop.
0:16.2	I'll be your lesbian predator today.
0:18.8	All this coming up on TV.
0:23.0	Got my swizzled dick, got my hot cummy stick, heat that seamen steamer, and bust that six-inch creamer.
0:34.5	Come a chin on my chin, Catch that sloppy shit for the wind
0:39.8	If I can offer some advice
0:42.4	Try that sticky cum can spice
0:44.9	Sipping that latte
0:46.5	Doing it the gateway
0:49.3	Love my seamen dream
0:52.3	Let that shit sing
0:54.8	Starbucks seeming like
0:59.1	Making head a Roman go gay
1:02.3	With a tangy taste
1:04.1	They can't resist
1:05.5	It's just like straight sense
1:07.5	But with a twist
1:08.4	Salt it toppings and creamy with a twist salt
1:11.2	it toppings and creamy
1:12.6	with a drink to guzzle
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