Taking A Crawl Up Satan’s Anus

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Tim Henson

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🗓️ 20 August 2025

⏱️ 32 minutes

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0:00.0	It breaks. It's Wednesday, August 20th,
0:03.3	20th, coming up on the program today,
0:05.5	wishing your political enemies get sucked up into Satan's anus.
0:09.1	Plus, apologizing for breaking into the wrong house,
0:12.4	a sniff freak offers 40 bucks for girls' stinking socks,
0:16.1	and designer poop luggage.
0:18.0	All this was your voicemails today.
0:24.0	Distorted View Daily proudly presents great moments in Christian broadcasting.
0:31.1	My son in high school last year trying to go to the prom. He said, dad, I ain't got nobody to take to the prom because all the girls in
0:39.6	my class are gay ain't but two of them straight and both with them ugly i ain't got nobody to take
0:45.6	to the prom now it's just it just can i can i park here for a minute i ain't homophobic uh because
0:53.3	everybody in here got something wrong with a person.
0:55.8	Whoever you point at, you can point at your own self.
0:59.3	You've got something wrong with your life.
1:00.8	But when you get down to this thing, women falling down on another woman,
1:05.4	strapping yourself up with something.
1:07.3	It ain't real.
1:09.4	That thing ain't got no feeling in it.
1:13.4	It ain't natural.
1:16.5	Anytime somebody got to slap some grease on your behind,
1:20.3	to stick something in you, there's something wrong with that.
1:24.3	Your butt ain't made for that.
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